Things you shouldn't do

1) drink and drive
2) put a cigarette in a fish tank to hide hte fact you were smoking when yuo hear the door open
3) eat school cafeteria lunch EVER
4) you shouldn't use trojans. Use durex
5) get into stolen vehicles with boys
6) wear skimpy clothing around your partner's parents
7) kiss your partner when they are clearly drunk
8) eat a buffalo chicken piza immediatelt before an interview without brushing our teeth
9) get out of a moving car just to get a way from the driver
10) never think a movie theatre is completely empty and start having. . . toughy feely sessions with your partner.
11) don't give your phone number to the guy your older sister likes
12) go to other countries and look too long at the same face while smiling.
13) don't go to other countries and wear attire native to the country and go to a dance club.
14) never dance with other guys at a dance when your boyfriend is there.
15) never try to best your boyfriend at something he is clearly better than you at.

and there are probably more. . .

Don't be friends with girls. Just don't.

best yet.
or, at least if you do, dont expect it to last or end pleasantly, or expect to be able to express any views at all.
oh, & also, dont try to barbeque or trampoline when drunk.
especially dont try & mix the two.
..i miss my trampoline :(

I now have like, 2 female friends. Jealous bitches, the rest of them were :rolleyes:

Brush your teeth twice a day
Brush your hair twice a day
Always wear deodarant
Everyone has liked Green Day at some point in their life, so come on embrace it listen to Kerplunk and be happy.

Can never over do it.

Yes you can. Brushing your teeth more than three times the day, especially with abrasive toothpaste, can rub away your tooth enamel making them sensitive and more susceptible to decay.

Serious?! Shit...

My teeth are super strong anyway. The dentist loves me.

Pierce your d!ck, seriously don't do it

Owww.