From Expirence............. (country, dance, Kiss, quote)

tdoc210 · 07-09-2006, 11:36 PM

dont wear makeup into a punk show

well for boys a suppose

dog · 07-10-2006, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by gabbagabba_hey

what is something you recomend that we do not do........

from your own expirence?????????

i recommend you spell experience right. tee hee!

don't fight people.

crow t robot · 07-10-2006, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz

don't fight people.

especially people with swollen, deformed ears...

blackTshirt · 07-10-2006, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE

don't let your guy friend, who happens to outweigh you by a ton, pretend to punch you in the face and have him knock your front tooth out by accident the first night of beach week in front of everyone.

that really happened to you? :O

oh man did you get a fake tooth??

DontRunMeOver · 07-10-2006, 10:14 AM

Don't get off with your best friend's girlfriend.

Don't start fights when stoned. Laughing is not a sensible form of self-defense.

Don't go swimming in tropical water if its neither:
a) Completely clear and therefore easy to see other things swimming with you.
b) 'Dead' so that there can't be anything else in there.

Don't wink at women in other countries, it can mean all kinds of things.

Don't try to drive across a country without a map or good knowledge of the road network.

Don't go to Nairobi, Johannesburg... or Coventry. They're shit

Barnard17 · 07-10-2006, 10:54 AM

Don't eat receipts from Marx and Spencers. The yellow ink that coloured them contains sulphur ... *burp*

DontRunMeOver · 07-10-2006, 11:12 AM

Don't put your tongue on the contacts for 9V batteries. Apparently on average 9 people every year die from doing this. I learned that from a book... as I always quite enjoyed putting my tongue on the batteries...

swim · 07-10-2006, 11:13 AM

If you burn your feet don't walk around outisde barefoot. I got tons and tons of planters warts.

DontRunMeOver · 07-10-2006, 11:15 AM

Don't turn up for a 400m race wearing sandals. You won't win.

right-track · 07-10-2006, 01:12 PM

Under no circumstances whatsoever, should you join in the laughter, when your woman is being publicly humiliated.

If this should happen, avoid being alone with said woman for at least 48 hours.

07-09-2006, 11:36 PM	#21 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	dont wear makeup into a punk show well for boys a suppose __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

07-10-2006, 10:54 AM	#26 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Don't eat receipts from Marx and Spencers. The yellow ink that coloured them contains sulphur ... burp __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

07-10-2006, 11:13 AM	#28 (permalink)
swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,188	If you burn your feet don't walk around outisde barefoot. I got tons and tons of planters warts. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

07-10-2006, 01:12 PM	#30 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Under no circumstances whatsoever, should you join in the laughter, when your woman is being publicly humiliated. If this should happen, avoid being alone with said woman for at least 48 hours.