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Old 06-05-2009, 01:11 PM   #331 (permalink)
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There's this movie that came came out a couple years ago called Teeth that was about this virginal Christian teenager who discovers that she has vagina dentata. It somehow manages to successfully be a horror move, a coming of age movie and a black comedy all at once. It's really worth seeing if you're the kind of person that a description like that appeals to, and it was the first I had ever heard of vagina dentata.
Oh my lord I cannot believe I have not yet seen or heard of this movie but I just added it to my netflix Que. Thank you for the recommendation, I will be sure to tell all my ****ed up friends about it!
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:15 PM   #332 (permalink)
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I saw a few trailers for it. Ewwww.
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:24 PM   #334 (permalink)
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So now when I meet a girl I really like, instead of taking her to meet my mother I will take her to meet my dentist.
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:51 PM   #335 (permalink)
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So now when I meet a girl I really like, instead of taking her to meet my mother I will take her to meet my dentist.
And we have a winner.

And I was wondering why so many people liked your one-liners.

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Old 06-05-2009, 09:27 PM   #336 (permalink)
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I think, responding to what someone said a long, long time ago, that a girl with musical taste is awesome and I'm surprised more people haven't voiced this opinion on here. My biggest interest in life is certainly my music, and I look for someone that shares my interest. If I spend my free time listening to music and going to concerts, I want to find someone that can listen to that music and go to see those concerts with me. A good personality's important, and while I don't want an ugly girl, I'd rather have someone that shares my interest and that I have a good time with that makes me laugh than a 10.
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:36 PM   #337 (permalink)
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I've always been a fan of natural beauty... I've never really liked girls that wear makeup and such but, shaving of the legs and armpits is a must.
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:39 PM   #338 (permalink)
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This is going to sound odd but a woman who is business oriented is awesome. Someone who actually wants to "make it" in life and has the drive to do it.
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:09 PM   #339 (permalink)
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Eh...
I don't worry so much about musical taste in a girl as long as her musical taste isn't her entire life.
I couldn't possibly see potential in a relationship containing a person who's only goals are music related.
I need chicks with diversity.
Relationship-wise anyway.

But.. to make this as shallow as possible:
I'll shag with any self-respecting woman who meets to my sexual prerequisites, which are as follows and in order of importance:

1. Badunkadunk - must have some. Flat asses are not allowed, nor are upside-down ones. Shape is more important than mass, but I draw a line that's made clear when I don't hit that.

2. Face - It depends. Sometimes an exceptional face can make up for inadequate badunkadunk. It ultimately depends on which I'll be spending more time in.

3. Waist - Peterbellies are ok to an extent, but I never want to have to compete with a beer belly. Really, I'm fine as long as everything is proportionate. I'm not going to sit there and bust out a tape measure.

4. Overall look in tight jeans. I love girls in jeans, hate girls in shorts. Shorts are just not flattering... unless they're daisy dukes. So nice legs & ass in tight low-cut jeans = big turn on.

5. Boobs, eh, I'm not very picky with them. Actually, any variation of a D cup is too big for me and is possibly a suffocation hazard. B - C is fine. I won't complain.


Personality is actually a huge factor in both my relationship and sexual pursuits. I generally don't click well with women who're extremely extroverted. A happy medium or even introverted women are the types I'm comfortable with. Intelligence = attraction, but I have been known to take a stab at ditzy types. (It's heavily dependent on their physical appearance)
I'd sex a party girl but I'd never bring her home to the folks.
Overall, I'm a typical guy when it comes to sexual interests. My relationship interests are an entire different animal.
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There's this movie that came came out a couple years ago called Teeth that was about this virginal Christian teenager who discovers that she has vagina dentata. It somehow manages to successfully be a horror move, a coming of age movie and a black comedy all at once. It's really worth seeing if you're the kind of person that a description like that appeals to, and it was the first I had ever heard of vagina dentata.
this is possibly the dumbest and gayest thing i ever heard.

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