Guys: What do you look for in Girls

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-08-2009, 12:42 PM

What do I look for in girls.... hmmmm

1. They have to be a little older because I hate girls my age....They are all annoying.

2. Pretty eyes.

3. They have to like music....

4. They have to know when to not annoy me.

5. Sex (jk)

6. They have to be pretty.

7. No whores...please...thank you.

8. Drinkers are prefered

9. Cuddlers

10. One that trusts you...

boo boo · 05-08-2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

except for the hair metal bit that was my last serious girlfriend. she only talked to me about politics once though, i got her to knock that shit off sharpish. didn't prevent me from liking her any less.

mutual interest is horribly overrated.

Look, I'm not looking for a girl that shares all my interests, that's not possible for anyone.

But at the same time, I think it would be hard to strike up conversation with a girl who dosen't share any of my interests at all. You think a Noam Chomsky type would put up with an Ann Coulter just for the pussy?

It dosen't have to be music. I think I could mantain a relationship with a girl who doesn't share my taste in music.

Unless she likes screamo and metalcore, that's where I draw the damn line.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-05-2009, 08:19 AM

What is it about asses? What do guys look for once they are with a girl they find attractive? I mean obviously looks only get someone so far.

~~coryallen2~~ · 06-05-2009, 08:20 AM

Asses are great. There is just something about them.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-05-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by coryallen2

7. No whores...please...thank you.

As if you'd even have a clue what to do with one.

~~coryallen2~~ · 06-05-2009, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

As if you'd even have a clue what to do with one.

I would.

YourLocalTyrant · 06-05-2009, 09:12 AM

Stick it in the elbow?

As for me, I look for a girl with a sense of humor related to my dry and morbid own. That's the biggest selling point. If I can't laugh with them, then it's never going to work. That's why I'm happy I'm with mine, her humor shames even my own.

S. Flavious Mercurius · 06-05-2009, 09:27 AM

I'm not looking for anything in there, I already found what I was looking for.

~~coryallen2~~ · 06-05-2009, 09:31 AM

Then why would you post?

Seltzer · 06-05-2009, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by S. Flavious Mercurius

I'm not looking for anything in there, I already found what I was looking for.

Vagina dentata?

06-05-2009, 08:19 AM	#313 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	What is it about asses? What do guys look for once they are with a girl they find attractive? I mean obviously looks only get someone so far. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

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~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	What do I look for in girls.... hmmmm 1. They have to be a little older because I hate girls my age....They are all annoying. 2. Pretty eyes. 3. They have to like music.... 4. They have to know when to not annoy me. 5. Sex (jk) 6. They have to be pretty. 7. No whores...please...thank you. 8. Drinkers are prefered 9. Cuddlers 10. One that trusts you...

06-05-2009, 08:20 AM	#314 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	Asses are great. There is just something about them.

06-05-2009, 09:12 AM	#317 (permalink)
YourLocalTyrant Groupie Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bama Posts: 23	Stick it in the elbow? As for me, I look for a girl with a sense of humor related to my dry and morbid own. That's the biggest selling point. If I can't laugh with them, then it's never going to work. That's why I'm happy I'm with mine, her humor shames even my own.

06-05-2009, 09:27 AM	#318 (permalink)
S. Flavious Mercurius Groupie Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 43	I'm not looking for anything in there, I already found what I was looking for.

06-05-2009, 09:31 AM	#319 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	Then why would you post?