Urban Hat€monger ?

^ I like all of those (apart from dead & wrinkly)

I think there`s beauty in variety. I don`t care if she`s got big or small tits , I don`t care if she`s fat or skinny. If I can connect on a personal level then i`ll grow to love the rest.

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TrampInaTux

Bravo, my friend, you are a true man.

What Urban said goes for me aswell. But just for all your knowledge my girlfriend has biggens, nice eyes, pert bum, lovely curves, great smile and amazing eyes (I can't remember the other option I made for face). She is also everything I put in the personality section, but not so much wild girl or dizzy

In short, I've found myself a guddun.

MoonlitSunshine

Well done!

I know the feeling, I've found one too... Finally. A year of being single is enough for anyone

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Urban Hat€monger ?

A girl could be a total mong as far as i`m concerened

But if she said to me I want to wine you , dine you , have mad sex with you & take you to a Primal Scream gig i`ll love her forever.

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MoonlitSunshine

Well, at least you know what you want!

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Raine

My brain is so fried from the heat that I can't think of a response to this. But in regards to the bus thing, I walked across the street the other day without looking and when i didn't have the light and I some car did almost hit me and the driver was royally pissed.

Out of all the things you could have possibly said, why say that I'm probably pregnant.

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MoonlitSunshine

Because he felt like it?

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Cheese

It seems your brain is fried, period.

I have been know to run people down when the blindly step out in front of my car. Hit a lady the other week in the work ute. Broke her collar bone and fractured her ankle. Police were going to charge me until a witness came forward and told them this complete moron just stepped of the curb in front of me.
When are these brainf*cked imbeciles going to realise if they walk out in front of a vehicle it's (95% of the time) the driver that gets prosecuted not the idiot who wasn't watching the traffic.

Merkaba

I KNOW!!! Pedestrians should be charged for fucking up.

The other day I was going through a roundabout and this cyclist just came crawling out across the front of me. I had to hit the breaks mid-roundabout. But if I'd hit that bastard it would have been my fault because I'm the one behind the wheel. It's stupid.

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MoonlitSunshine

But on the other hand, there are those bastard drivers who don't indicate. The amount of times I've had to jump back when some crazed maniac who wasn't indicating decides not to go straight but to take a left at high speed right through where I was walking. Bastards.

Edit: But what the hell does this have to do with liking a girl? Is being a good predestrian one of things you look for?

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