Guys: What do you look for in Girls

bruise_violet · 07-12-2006, 09:38 AM

I don't read any magazines, I think they are trash. But any time I have been given a magazine at the hairdressers or something, the front page is always like "Get a flat stomach like this anorexic woman by not eating!"

DontRunMeOver · 07-12-2006, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

I don't read any magazines, I think they are trash. But any time I have been given a magazine at the hairdressers or something, the front page is always like "Get a flat stomach like this anorexic woman by not eating!"

A lot of men's magazines are the same. My housemate and my band's drummer both buy 'Mens Health', which is a truly ridiculous magazine. Every issue has a picture of a guy wading out of water, or running along a beach sporting a bit of stubble and a six-pack and a slogan beneath reading "Killer Abs in just two weeks", or something like that. It has exactly the same style of picture and the same type of slogan in every issue. I'm pretty sure there's a limited range of abdominal excersises you can do, so how the hell do they manage to sell the same thing every time?

Barnard17 · 07-12-2006, 10:54 AM

I vote you PM the pictures to me so that I can decide.

Cheese · 07-13-2006, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Raine

only because I'm curious.
And it seemed a little unfair since we have one for girls.

A girl who knows what she wants, isn't a dizzy mole, isn't a complete train wreck and lastly knows when to shut up.

Raine · 07-13-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by cheeseman

A girl who knows what she wants, isn't a dizzy mole, isn't a complete train wreck and lastly knows when to shut up.

What's the point of posting that statement. If there was some point, please just clearly state it.
Otherwise you're just wasting time.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-13-2006, 12:04 PM

Wasting his time?

He`s just described my ideal woman

Barnard17 · 07-13-2006, 12:19 PM

No, Raine is just insulted because it described the opposite of herself. Let the woman vent, she's probably pregnant with a hormone imbalance.

Cheese · 07-14-2006, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Raine

What's the point of posting that statement. If there was some point, please just clearly state it.
Otherwise you're just wasting time.

That's f*cking rich coming from someone who's whole existence is a waste of time.

Anyway read your thread title. I described what I look for in a girl so pull your head in and go jump in front of the next bus you see. You'd really be doing society in general a big favour.

MoonlitSunshine · 07-14-2006, 09:18 AM

ooohhhh someone's getting a bit narky....

TrampInaTux · 07-14-2006, 11:29 AM

Little test for fellow lads....

if there was no one else in the world and you had to create a girl you would spend the rest of eternity with then which of the following things would you select from each category? And you can only select one thing from each category....

Personality
Good sense of humour
Intelligent
Dizziness
Wild girl

Tits
Big tits
Medium tits
Small tits

Arse
Pert arse
Big arse

Face
Nice eyes
Juicy lips
Nice smile

Body
Toned body
Curvy body
Skinny body
Fat body
wrinkly body
Dead body (for all you necrophiliacs out there)

07-12-2006, 09:38 AM	#271 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	I don't read any magazines, I think they are trash. But any time I have been given a magazine at the hairdressers or something, the front page is always like "Get a flat stomach like this anorexic woman by not eating!" __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

07-12-2006, 10:54 AM	#273 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	I vote you PM the pictures to me so that I can decide. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

07-13-2006, 12:04 PM	#276 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Wasting his time? He`s just described my ideal woman __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

07-13-2006, 12:19 PM	#277 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	No, Raine is just insulted because it described the opposite of herself. Let the woman vent, she's probably pregnant with a hormone imbalance. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

07-14-2006, 09:18 AM	#279 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	ooohhhh someone's getting a bit narky.... __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

07-14-2006, 11:29 AM	#280 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Little test for fellow lads.... if there was no one else in the world and you had to create a girl you would spend the rest of eternity with then which of the following things would you select from each category? And you can only select one thing from each category.... Personality Good sense of humour Intelligent Dizziness Wild girl Tits Big tits Medium tits Small tits Arse Pert arse Big arse Face Nice eyes Juicy lips Nice smile Body Toned body Curvy body Skinny body Fat body wrinkly body Dead body (for all you necrophiliacs out there)