50 Accomplishments
 

OK this is probably going to be one of the oddest threads on this forum but it should be fun.

Basically I want to acheive 50 random accomplishments , just to say i`ve done them.And for everyone I do I will post photographic evidence to show i`ve done it. Just to give you an idea of what I mean i`ll post a few i`ve already thought of and if anyone else has any suggestions post them and hopefully i`ll come up with a list of 50.

Some of my ideas so far are.......

Read War & Peace
Throw a dart in a map of Europe & visit wherever it lands
Write a complaint letter to the local paper and get it published
Eat the national dish of every country in Europe
Apply for an acting job on the next series of Doctor Who
Walk into a pub , buy a total stranger a pint & leave
Listen to all 76 Frank Zappa albums
Watch all 6 Star Wars movies in one sitting
See the Rolling Stones play live

If anyone has any suggestions feel free to say them :D

Threesome with hot asian twins.

done that

:pimp:

I second the Frank Sappa idea
I disapprove of the Star Wars idea.

and to add to your list:
1) kill bungalowbill357
2) take your age. Whatever number it is, go tot hat many bars and drink that many shots

Think you can leave your petty feud out of just ONE thread ... thank you

Thats not really an accomplishment , I used to do that every week

Share a 5-Course meal with an unsuspecting hobo.

How about buy a takeaway for a drunk , there`s not really any hobos here but there`s millions of drunks

nice

well you could have an Guy movie-thon (I do these all the time)
rent a bunch of the most macho movies and watch as many until you fall asleep. It's relatively safe and easy.

Or you could go to perhaps colorado and snowboard in a pair of shorts. (One of my friends did that on a dare and he couldn't walk for the next 3 days)

Take the pilgrimage to Mecca
Find god

He`s behind my sofa

One down 49 to go :D

...again.

I'd hate to suggest this but.. did yuo ever see Supersize Me?
Well you could do your own supersize me challenge. (caution: you may expereince heart failure, nausea, severe vomiting, but you won;t go hungry)

Order one of everything on the Wendy's Menu, a large pizza with everything on it from any pizza place, a two liter of your favorite soda, half a gallon of water, and at least 6 buffalo wings

I don't think being able to eat all of that proves anything. but if you can eat all of that in under 32 minutes, I will worship you.

Masturbate all over the Wailing Wall.

We don`t have any of the major fast food chains here , something i`m rather glad of.

Anyway , I want achievments , not dares. Both your suggestions would probably kill me

Hey now, masturbating all over the Wailing Wall is quite the accomplishment.

Shave PJ Harvey's cooter :D

1) ask the most unattractive girl you've ever seen out on a date
2) buy either a bow and arrow, a bb gun, or an air soft gun and shoot pigeons
3) go to the roof of a building with water balloons filled iwth yuor fvaorite alcoholic beverage and drop them on people
4) glue a dollar bill to the ground and watch and see how many people try to pick it up.
5) get a freally good friend of yours so wasted that you can dress them up as a member of the opposite sex, and take a picture



Actaully the one about the food wasn't a dare. We just wanted to see how much we could eat before or chest started to hurt.
And you're looking at what I had to eat and how much of what I ate in say 43 minutes.
I actually could've eaten more had I had something else to drink.

Get a water bottle and go stand in front of dehydrated ethiopians, then dump it all out on the ground.

Bang the entire cast of 90210

The first suggestion is just plain old mean.

And the second is horrible.
the only girl worth screwing from 90210 is Shannen Doherty. And the only attractive thing about her is breasts, which don't always appear to be firm.
I personally think she had a boob job.
But from what I've seen of her, boob job or not I might screw her.
But her breasts make me envious.
Wish I had boobs like that

I give up

Will you get the f*ck out of my thread , what the hell has that got to do with the original post

An accomplishment? Find me love. I've set that task to a hundred mortals, but they'e all failed.

To ban all the useless tossers that pollute MusicBanter.

i think he meant suggestions what HE should do....and we all know urbie here will never be a mod....:D


Rich...i got a challenge for ya....to actually pay and go to a U2 concert....:)

That's not an accomplishment. That's torture.

Learn how to play an instrument.

^That's a good one


See Super Furry Animals
Read the entire Bible
Beat all of the Final Fantasy games.
and!
Beat Super Mario Bros. 3 in 20 minutes (the record is around 11 minutes but that was by an Asian kid so your 20 would be = to his 11)

oh i like the read the entire bible one....i have to do that one day....

Don't bother. They crucify him in the end. :D

Attend a World Cup final.
Tell your boss to stick his job up his arse.

bahha the bibles stupid read something worthwhile.like curious george jk.. readings not an accomplishment.bah..unless your fecking stupid, anyways walk the great wall...and do it with out pissing of any ethnic groups..

I like those

Tag some uber big castle.

...I don't know if tag is an american term or not but spray paint it mofo.

Update 25/6/06......

Bought War & Peace.....

Got Recipes for about 20 national dishes of europe

^dont you have a book store?

yes , but I can`t get to any of them till next saturday.

Plus I had a free £5 voucher from amazon so I got it for 99p

If you haven't already done any of these (you might already be able to)...

Learn how to cook a curry.
Do 50 press-ups without stopping.
Climb a mountain.
Learn how to fix a car, how to hotwire a car and how to install a flux-capacitor.
Have another threesome with hot asian chicks and this time videotape it AND wear a rising-sun bandana throughout.

Those sound good

learn a totally different language, like a latin one you don't already know

oooh learn aramaeic..... that should keep you occupied..

become possesd

eat a wheel of cheese

Though I doubt you can do this. Get more friends than Tom on Myspace.