50 Accomplishments (Paris Hilton, quote, Hang)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-25-2006, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357

Find god

He`s behind my sofa

One down 49 to go

~~bungalow~~ · 06-25-2006, 01:29 AM

...again.

Raine · 06-25-2006, 01:32 AM

I'd hate to suggest this but.. did yuo ever see Supersize Me?
Well you could do your own supersize me challenge. (caution: you may expereince heart failure, nausea, severe vomiting, but you won;t go hungry)

Order one of everything on the Wendy's Menu, a large pizza with everything on it from any pizza place, a two liter of your favorite soda, half a gallon of water, and at least 6 buffalo wings

I don't think being able to eat all of that proves anything. but if you can eat all of that in under 32 minutes, I will worship you.

~~bungalow~~ · 06-25-2006, 01:32 AM

Masturbate all over the Wailing Wall.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-25-2006, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine

I'd hate to suggest this but.. did yuo ever see Supersize Me?
Well you could do your own supersize me challenge. (caution: you may expereince heart failure, nausea, severe vomiting, but you won;t go hungry)

Order one of everything on the Wendy's Menu, a large pizza with everything on it from any pizza place, a two liter of your favorite soda, half a gallon of water, and at least 6 buffalo wings

I don't think being able to eat all of that proves anything. but if you can eat all of that in under 32 minutes, I will worship you.

We don`t have any of the major fast food chains here , something i`m rather glad of.

Anyway , I want achievments , not dares. Both your suggestions would probably kill me

~~bungalow~~ · 06-25-2006, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

We don`t have any of the major fast food chains here , something i`m rather glad of.

Anyway , I want achievments , not dares. Both your suggestions would probably kill me

Hey now, masturbating all over the Wailing Wall is quite the accomplishment.

Shave PJ Harvey's cooter

Raine · 06-25-2006, 01:38 AM

1) ask the most unattractive girl you've ever seen out on a date
2) buy either a bow and arrow, a bb gun, or an air soft gun and shoot pigeons
3) go to the roof of a building with water balloons filled iwth yuor fvaorite alcoholic beverage and drop them on people
4) glue a dollar bill to the ground and watch and see how many people try to pick it up.
5) get a freally good friend of yours so wasted that you can dress them up as a member of the opposite sex, and take a picture

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

We don`t have any of the major fast food chains here , something i`m rather glad of.

Anyway , I want achievments , not dares. Both your suggestions would probably kill me

Actaully the one about the food wasn't a dare. We just wanted to see how much we could eat before or chest started to hurt.
And you're looking at what I had to eat and how much of what I ate in say 43 minutes.
I actually could've eaten more had I had something else to drink.

~~bungalow~~ · 06-25-2006, 01:41 AM

Get a water bottle and go stand in front of dehydrated ethiopians, then dump it all out on the ground.

Bang the entire cast of 90210

Raine · 06-25-2006, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357

Get a water bottle and go stand in front of dehydrated ethiopians, then dump it all out on the ground.

Bang the entire cast of 90210

The first suggestion is just plain old mean.

And the second is horrible.
the only girl worth screwing from 90210 is Shannen Doherty. And the only attractive thing about her is breasts, which don't always appear to be firm.
I personally think she had a boob job.
But from what I've seen of her, boob job or not I might screw her.
But her breasts make me envious.
Wish I had boobs like that

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-25-2006, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Raine

Tori has smaller boobs than Shannen Doherty and look at her face.
Sure she's pretty but her features are so harsh. she always looks angry.

You are stupid.
Have never heard the phrase "size does matter"

At any rate, Urban, if you wanna screw a celebrity, might i suggest Ziyi Zhang, Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, or Alyssa Milano

I give up

06-25-2006, 01:32 AM	#13 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	I'd hate to suggest this but.. did yuo ever see Supersize Me? Well you could do your own supersize me challenge. (caution: you may expereince heart failure, nausea, severe vomiting, but you won;t go hungry) Order one of everything on the Wendy's Menu, a large pizza with everything on it from any pizza place, a two liter of your favorite soda, half a gallon of water, and at least 6 buffalo wings I don't think being able to eat all of that proves anything. but if you can eat all of that in under 32 minutes, I will worship you. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	...again.

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~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	Masturbate all over the Wailing Wall.

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~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	Get a water bottle and go stand in front of dehydrated ethiopians, then dump it all out on the ground. Bang the entire cast of 90210