What Made You Smile Today (dancing, house, rock, single)

jazzfromhell · 07-02-2006, 01:22 AM

I was at Superman with my friend and some members of his family. My friend, his uncle, and I go into the bathroom, where there are three urinals and an old man is using the middle one. My friend and his uncle begin peeing, the following ensues:

Uncle: *groans* Hey, Conor, does it still hurt when you pee?
Friend: Yeah....what about you?
U: Yeah, I've been taking the pills, but nothing works. I'm never going to Mexico again!
F: Me, neither. I can't believe we believed she was clean.
*old man quickly zips up his pants and runs out of the room*
U: Wow. He didn't even wash his hands.
F: That's gross, man.

Laces Out Dan! · 07-02-2006, 01:23 AM

Is this a kind of joke that the two pull often?

jazzfromhell · 07-02-2006, 01:41 AM

Well, it's a pretty typical kind of thing for his uncle, my friend was just a necessary second person.

Laces Out Dan! · 07-02-2006, 01:55 AM

Haha...that gives me an idea for next time im in that situation

jazzfromhell · 07-02-2006, 02:30 AM

What're you gonna do?

Raine · 07-02-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jazzfromhell

What're you gonna do?

Nice story.

I'm kinda mad now that I'm not supposed to even be in a guy's restroom.

At any rate, I woke up this morning and opened the window to the smell of smoke, exhaust and other pollutants. But the sight was breath taking. My neighbor was throwing her boyfriend out for the third time since i've been here. He wasn't full dressed and he was sexy as all get out. That made me smile. Dude had a six pack, rock hard abs, and broad shoulders. Nothing like a little perversion to start the day.

And I finally finished a poem and called a friend to ask her opinion on it and she loved it. She's my toughest critic. Pleasing her makes me happy.

mosesandtherubberducky · 07-02-2006, 11:15 AM

I was forced to go to church and I heard an uber-conservative talk his ignorance made me grin

oh and my girlfriend likes my hair so that gave me a smile ^.^

right-track · 07-02-2006, 03:09 PM

http://www.piczo.com/allaboutsouthpark?g=11323462&cr=3

Finding this link.

EDGE · 07-02-2006, 04:18 PM

I got starbucks.

Crazy Luv · 07-02-2006, 06:01 PM

Some person(annoying as whoa, that lives by me) left for whereva, I don't remember where he said. But that made me smile!

And the fact that my BDAY IS TOMORROW, BABY CHYEA!!!!!!!! Gon be 15 yrs old

07-02-2006, 01:23 AM	#72 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	Is this a kind of joke that the two pull often? __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

07-02-2006, 01:55 AM	#74 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	Haha...that gives me an idea for next time im in that situation __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

07-02-2006, 11:15 AM	#77 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	I was forced to go to church and I heard an uber-conservative talk his ignorance made me grin oh and my girlfriend likes my hair so that gave me a smile ^.^ __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

07-02-2006, 01:22 AM	#71 (permalink)
jazzfromhell SHAKE! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On the A train. Posts: 205	I was at Superman with my friend and some members of his family. My friend, his uncle, and I go into the bathroom, where there are three urinals and an old man is using the middle one. My friend and his uncle begin peeing, the following ensues: Uncle: groans Hey, Conor, does it still hurt when you pee? Friend: Yeah....what about you? U: Yeah, I've been taking the pills, but nothing works. I'm never going to Mexico again! F: Me, neither. I can't believe we believed she was clean. old man quickly zips up his pants and runs out of the room U: Wow. He didn't even wash his hands. F: That's gross, man.

07-02-2006, 01:41 AM	#73 (permalink)
jazzfromhell SHAKE! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On the A train. Posts: 205	Well, it's a pretty typical kind of thing for his uncle, my friend was just a necessary second person.

07-02-2006, 02:30 AM	#75 (permalink)
jazzfromhell SHAKE! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On the A train. Posts: 205	What're you gonna do?

07-02-2006, 03:09 PM	#78 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	http://www.piczo.com/allaboutsouthpark?g=11323462&cr=3 Finding this link.

07-02-2006, 04:18 PM	#79 (permalink)
EDGE accidental genius Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,161	I got starbucks.

07-02-2006, 06:01 PM	#80 (permalink)
Crazy Luv a l'amou fou pou tout Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NY Posts: 355	Some person(annoying as whoa, that lives by me) left for whereva, I don't remember where he said. But that made me smile! And the fact that my BDAY IS TOMORROW, BABY CHYEA!!!!!!!! Gon be 15 yrs old