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07-06-2006, 07:25 AM | #115 (permalink) |
Music Taste is Subjective
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It's too early to make me smile yet today, but... yesterday I was driving behind this van and both of us were merging onto a highway. I scooted over two lanes quickly, and the van goes over more slowly. I was almost alongside when the van started coming into my lane.
So I went to the shoulder, got past him, and got onto the road. Then as a sort of "whoops" gesture I stuck my hand out the window and waved. I looked in my mirror and saw the guy wave back. And promptly almost pissed myself laughing.
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07-06-2006, 02:34 PM | #117 (permalink) | |
Full-Time Hellion
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I'm happy for ya. Victoria's Secret is your friend Black Tshirt's post made me smile. My pet fish. And ryan (one of my students.)
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07-06-2006, 04:16 PM | #118 (permalink) |
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"Wait, Dog, why don't you come with me instead of going home? Your ability to lift objects that weigh several tons and kill like fifty combine soldiers without taking any damage might help in some way." |
07-07-2006, 03:43 AM | #119 (permalink) |
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So, I was with my aunt and cousin and we were shopping for this little tour thing were doing. And we went to the toiletries and started grabbing alot of toothpaste and LOADS of axe spray.
And while my aunt turns around, I scooped up all the boxes of condoms and she looked back at me and the look on her face made me laugh. It was gold =) |
07-07-2006, 03:48 AM | #120 (permalink) | |
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