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07-02-2006, 01:22 AM | #71 (permalink) |
SHAKE!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: On the A train.
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I was at Superman with my friend and some members of his family. My friend, his uncle, and I go into the bathroom, where there are three urinals and an old man is using the middle one. My friend and his uncle begin peeing, the following ensues:
Uncle: *groans* Hey, Conor, does it still hurt when you pee? Friend: Yeah....what about you? U: Yeah, I've been taking the pills, but nothing works. I'm never going to Mexico again! F: Me, neither. I can't believe we believed she was clean. *old man quickly zips up his pants and runs out of the room* U: Wow. He didn't even wash his hands. F: That's gross, man. |
07-02-2006, 09:42 AM | #76 (permalink) | |
Full-Time Hellion
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: PA
Posts: 1,531
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I'm kinda mad now that I'm not supposed to even be in a guy's restroom. At any rate, I woke up this morning and opened the window to the smell of smoke, exhaust and other pollutants. But the sight was breath taking. My neighbor was throwing her boyfriend out for the third time since i've been here. He wasn't full dressed and he was sexy as all get out. That made me smile. Dude had a six pack, rock hard abs, and broad shoulders. Nothing like a little perversion to start the day. And I finally finished a poem and called a friend to ask her opinion on it and she loved it. She's my toughest critic. Pleasing her makes me happy.
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07-02-2006, 11:15 AM | #77 (permalink) |
butt say x
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live"
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I was forced to go to church and I heard an uber-conservative talk his ignorance made me grin
oh and my girlfriend likes my hair so that gave me a smile ^.^
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07-02-2006, 06:01 PM | #80 (permalink) |
a l'amou fou pou tout
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: NY
Posts: 355
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Some person(annoying as whoa, that lives by me) left for whereva, I don't remember where he said. But that made me smile!
And the fact that my BDAY IS TOMORROW, BABY CHYEA!!!!!!!! Gon be 15 yrs old |
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