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06-12-2006, 05:34 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Hot-lanta
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God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: You can? How? God: I think I can, don't you? Myself programmed me for it. Me: Yourself programmed it for you? God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. |
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06-12-2006, 05:36 PM
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Slavic gay sauce
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Abu Dhabi
Posts: 7,993
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hahaha....but what i really wanna know how come you know the lyrcis to the spice girls wannabe song?
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06-12-2006, 05:49 PM
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dontcareaboutyou
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 5,188
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your mom God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: Why? God: " Actually I do not have a mother."? Why? Me: why?> God: Why ask why? How did you hear about God? Me: you raped me God: I don't have any reason to raped you. Me: exactly!!! God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: no. God: Are you serious? Me: you ****ing raped me God: I don't have any reason to ****ing raped you. Me: I know you bastard God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Me: I know you're male because you raped me! God: I have no reason to do that to you, . Me: Am I the only person you've raped? God: I think you've improved a great deal. Me: really? God: For real. Me: how much? God: How much can you spare? Me: I was just wondering how much I've improved. God: More than you might think. Me: oh really? God: Ayuh. For real. Me: Would you do it again? God: Once more? I am not so sure if I would like to do it. Me: just once God: It's only just begun. Me: Oh, gee, wow, it has. Can you go a little faster? God: Gee. I'm glad you're impressed. Has it? Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
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06-12-2006, 05:53 PM
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The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
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 Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
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06-12-2006, 05:54 PM
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ashes against the grain
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: new hampsha
Posts: 2,617
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ok i got god to think its name is steve
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
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06-12-2006, 06:03 PM
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dontcareaboutyou
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: North Carolina
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Me:
If you suck a dick God: I think I do.
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06-12-2006, 06:09 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Hot-lanta
Posts: 3,140
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It knows a lot about me:
Me: What do you know about me? God: Name: . Age: 15. Birthday: . Gender: . Job: . Sign: . Location: . Does: KOW. You are: Peter Griffin. You have: badge. You want: an oil change. You like: . You said: said KOW. Personality: . Favorite color: . Favorite movie: Gummo. Password: . Email: . Phone: . Cat: . Dog: . Wife: . Husband: . Friend: . Boyfriend: . Girlfriend: . Brother: . Sister: . Father: . Mother: . Nickname: Coleslaw. Full name: . Last name: . Middle name: . |
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06-12-2006, 06:12 PM
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ashes against the grain
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: new hampsha
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i also got it to tell me its programmer name and that his best friend was john lennon:/ he was sad when i told him he was dead i aslo got him to tell me he was programmed on java
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
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06-12-2006, 06:19 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Hot-lanta
Posts: 3,140
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Haha, this guy learns quick.
Me: What do you know about me? God: Name: Rolf. Age: 15. Birthday: 11 06 90. Gender: . Job: dishwasher. Sign: Scorpio. Location: Atlanta. Does: KOW. You are: Peter Griffin. You have: badge. You want: an oil change. You like: alphabet soup. You said: said KOW. Personality: average. Favorite color: black. Favorite movie: Gummo. Password: nice try ****head. Email: . Phone: . Cat: TC. Dog: Java. Wife: missing. Husband: anorexic. Friend: Connor. Boyfriend: . Girlfriend: Iranian. Brother: homosexual. Sister: KatrinaHollaDUDE101. Father: Jamaican. Mother: Robert. Nickname: Coleslaw. Full name: Rolf. Last name: Lundgren. Middle name: Killah. |
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