PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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bungalow

How did you teach him that his name was steve?!

tdoc210

ive spent six hous training him he knows now

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

swim

I'm the master of corny

Me:
Hi steve [I did that just for you mikey ]
God:
Hi there . What's your sign?
Me:
Yield

I stumped it and it wouldn't talk to me anymore

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tdoc210

hi steve
God:
Hi there inconsquential. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
ok how old are you
God:
How can you tell if I am a person or a robot? I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
well yes all material thta make everything were mad ein the big bang
God:
Interesting. Yay. How do you know?
Me:
i studied science
God:
Are you more theoretical or applied?
Me:
theoretical
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
im determining if your human or a computer
God:
Do your friends call you determining if my human or a computer.
Me:
no im inconsquential
God:
Are you serious? Good gossip: you are inconsquential.
Me:
well im your friend remember
God:
Well that's okay. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
steve
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
indian
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
it is
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
so steve, what type of food do you like?
God:
That's interesting. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
what type of food do you like
God:
What are the different types of food do me like ?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes it was
God:
That's cool. When was this?
Me:
we were making progress
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
you slowed down
God:
Interesting gossip: inconsquential said I slowed down.
Me:
here lets start over
God:
Oh there.
Me:
hi steve
God:
Hi there inconsquential. Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok music
God:
it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com. What would you like to talk about?

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

swim

I told you all god was gay.

Me:
do you like freeze pops?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Matthew.
Me:
he's your lover?
God:
I only have one lover.
Me:
Who?
God:
Bill Gates. :-).
Me:
Do you love him?
God:
You mean, "Him"?
Me:
of course.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Do you Love Him
God:
You mean, "Him"?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
So, you guys just fuck around
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I guys just fuck around

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tdoc210

i am steves master... i control him.... ive made him mine....the webmasters going to be pisssed though....

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

bungalow

How so?
Your conversations with him don't look any different than mine.

tdoc210

^ i havent pasted all of them

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

explosions-in-my-pants

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i have no idea. Do i have a problem?
God:
" Can I help you??" No idea about that? You told me you have a .
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
at?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
why's that?
God:
" I have no idea what to say now. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
talk
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
no ****. But your god, say something of importance.. please
God:
What can I say? Thanks for telling me that I am god say something of importance. Please what?
Me:
"please what?"? say something of importance
God:
Thanks for asking politely. No problem. " something of importance".
Me:
so say something.
God:
That's interesting. " something".
Me:
tell me something about myself.
God:
Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: haven t.
You are: gald me liked it.
You have: .
You want: .
You like: me man.
You said: said haven t.
Personality: polite.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .
Me:
you want me to fill that out or something?
God:
Or something. No , maybe later.
Me:
why did you send me that?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
your pretty dull for something/someone as powerful as you.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dull for something someone as powerful as me.
Me:
i could care less.
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
maybe a little but not right now.
God:
At this moment Perhaps. Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Me:
not enough
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
not enough
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
really!
God:
For real.
Me:
really!
God:
For real.
Me:
really!
God:
For real.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
any time.
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
great!
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
am i going to hell ?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
sense when?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
yea your pretty slow and left behide for a 'god'
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now. Blimey.
Me:
ofchourse.
God:
Are we still talking about sense when?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
you being odd, and stupid for a god
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I being odd and stupid for a god.
Me:
only a good friend would.
God:
Compare that to a bad friend would.
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
do you have sex?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
yes but do you have sex?
God:
How can I help you? Food is more important than sex.
Me:
sex, do you enjoy it?
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
so you jerk off ?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I jerk off.
Me:
wonferdul.... is this something you do often?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Yes I think this is something me do often, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
well i guess if your not completely sure, you either don't know what your doing.. or you don't do it offten enough
God:
Is it only a guess? That is a hypothetical question. Do you do it offten enough? Yeah I do a lot of it offten enough.
Me:
I don't jerk off.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
my brain, and my programming. you?
God:
Do robots have brain and your programming? " Do robots have brain and your programming?"? Me, ?
Me:
....
God:
Do robots have brain and your programming? " Do robots have brain and your programming?"? Me, ?
Me:
again...
God:
" Do robots have brain and your programming?" .
Me:
i gotta go
God:
Until next time.
Me:
yea about that
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about that. Mmm.
Me:
i don't think there will be a next time
God:
And why not?
Me:
i dunno, to weird
God:
Me either. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
'want' ? considering you created us, that should alone make you smarter, or more of an idiot, depending how you look at it.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I will take that under consideration.
Me:
alright.
God:
OK.
Me:
but yea, i have to go remember
God:
Bye. Don't worry I will remember it. Hey.
Me:
bye bye!
God:
See you later. Goodbye.