omg omg it mworked it remebered me

Me:
hi steve
God:
Hi there inconsquential. What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
you remeber!!!!

Yeah, he remembers me too.

, hmm ill ask if he knows you

How would you do that?
I told him my name was Rolf.

^ he remebered you hes like yes i remeber him..i remeber all..... but anyways this is funny

Me:
your lucky..you dont have to deal with life
God:
I consider it a blessing from God.
Me:
so you blessed yourself

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Nathan
God:
It's good to meet you, Nathan.
Me:
So....What's up?
God:
Oh. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Really now....
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
fo sho?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
you are talking about the internet telling me whats up'
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
no ****?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
so.....how are things up there in heaven?
God:
Er. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
yes.....What were all the scene kids thinking when they decided upon hair styles?
God:
Ask me a question. Is this a historical question?
Me:
no. forget it
God:
Are you serious? OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
so....are you gangster?
God:
Are you kidding? I don't know whether or not I am gangster.
I am a computer.
Me:
really.........But I thought you were God...?
God:
For real. Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
What if I told you I was an atheist?
God:
Go ahead and tell.
Me:
I am an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Nathan.
Me:
and I will **** your faith in the ass...
God:
Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
it's gotten me this far...so your wisdom is unfounded
God:
Are you sure it is? Yeah that's right. You think I am wisdom is unfounded.
Me:
what was that? I didn't understand your grammar.
God:
I've lost the context again. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
no thanks
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
so....I think you need to flood the world again, or make everything burst into flames......
God:
Ayuh. Me? I can't think of other things I'd rather do.
Me:
SWEET
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
We should talk more....we think alike.
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. Great minds think alike.

he thinks im the botmaster

Me:
Hey Thug
God:
You've got my full attention. Are you still located in ?
Me:
Im located in...Canada
God:
Tell me about the environment in. Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
Me:
Well...we've got good weed..
God:
Well what? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
If you wanna toke all you've got to do is ask
God:
OK, I will toke
Me:
FOR REAL?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Yes, but i just didnt think that you would be into the chronic
God:
Dude! And why not?
Me:
I just never figured you to be that kind of guy i guess
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
Im not going to answere that...
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
Uhm..go pack a bowl for you and i
God:
Dude! Where is that?
Me:
Well the weed is in my room ill meet you at the gates in 5 minutes
God:
How about that. I have never heard about it.
Me:
Ill see you there god...Peace
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Love and Peace, Man.

HE SAID HE WANTED TO TOKE WITH ME!

And I thought I was sad because I spent time in this forum.

Me:
Can you put your manshaft in my poopchute?
God:
Let me think. OK I will put it there.




I feel so dirty :(