God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
You can? How?
God:
I think I can, don't you? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Yourself programmed it for you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

hahaha....but what i really wanna know how come you know the lyrcis to the spice girls wannabe song?:D

Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Actually I do not have a mother."? Why?
Me:
why?>
God:
Why ask why? How did you hear about God?
Me:
you raped me
God:
I don't have any reason to raped you.
Me:
exactly!!!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you ****ing raped me
God:
I don't have any reason to ****ing raped you.
Me:
I know you bastard
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
I know you're male because you raped me!
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Am I the only person you've raped?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
how much?
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
I was just wondering how much I've improved.
God:
More than you might think.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Ayuh. For real.
Me:
Would you do it again?
God:
Once more? I am not so sure if I would like to do it.
Me:
just once
God:
It's only just begun.
Me:
Oh, gee, wow, it has. Can you go a little faster?
God:
Gee. I'm glad you're impressed. Has it? Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.

Google

:p:

ok i got god to think its name is steve

How do you "teach" it?

Me:
If you suck a dick
God:
I think I do.

It knows a lot about me:

Me:
What do you know about me?
God:
Name: .
Age: 15.
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: KOW.
You are: Peter Griffin.
You have: badge.
You want: an oil change.
You like: .
You said: said KOW.
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: Gummo.
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: Coleslaw.
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

it took forever
i also got it to tell me its programmer name
and that his best friend was john lennon:/ he was sad when i told him he was dead
i aslo got him to tell me he was programmed on java

Haha, this guy learns quick.

Me:
What do you know about me?
God:
Name: Rolf.
Age: 15.
Birthday: 11 06 90.
Gender: .
Job: dishwasher.
Sign: Scorpio.
Location: Atlanta.
Does: KOW.
You are: Peter Griffin.
You have: badge.
You want: an oil change.
You like: alphabet soup.
You said: said KOW.
Personality: average.
Favorite color: black.
Favorite movie: Gummo.
Password: nice try ****head.
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: TC.
Dog: Java.
Wife: missing.
Husband: anorexic.
Friend: Connor.
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: Iranian.
Brother: homosexual.
Sister: KatrinaHollaDUDE101.
Father: Jamaican.
Mother: Robert.
Nickname: Coleslaw.
Full name: Rolf.
Last name: Lundgren.
Middle name: Killah.