Yeah holmes, I kinda figured that ish on my own.
Your cherry's long gone but that don't mean the pit ain't nice all the same.

That's right Sherlock. RIP cherry.

I already did that joke with that guy with horns you met.
I'm not doing it again.

You're so selfish. You're just jealous his horn was bigger than yours!

He had two

there's no way I could compete with that :(

Is your zeppelin really on fire?

I see where you're going, but he ripped me a new one which freaking hurt.

You're making me really scared to pop my cherry.

At the end of the day though, the guy's not going to complain about another hole. I keep a banana in it at all times so it doesn't heal over.

Nah, we throw french fries. BOOM - THISH!!!!!