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Old 04-08-2011, 04:57 PM   #221 (permalink)
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Since americans throw rice at weddings do asians throw hamburgers?
This immediately made me think of an earthquake joke. Am I a bad person?
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:00 PM   #222 (permalink)
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Dear Tumor

If I knew the answer as to why someone can't get laid I wouldn't ever be here to answer your fucking question.
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:01 PM   #223 (permalink)
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What do they call a french kiss in France?
oui I'm French but I do not know this French kiss, ppffft maybe English kissing no?
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:04 PM   #224 (permalink)
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What do they call a french kiss in France?
A blowjob.
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:15 PM   #225 (permalink)
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I think a French kiss in Canada is called tonsil hockey.
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:24 PM   #226 (permalink)
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I'm moving to France. I'll even cuddle after.
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Old 04-08-2011, 06:40 PM   #227 (permalink)
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Nah we call it a French kiss. Sorry to disappoint you.
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Old 04-08-2011, 07:17 PM   #228 (permalink)
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Why am I secretly attracted to Unicorns?

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Old 04-08-2011, 07:19 PM   #229 (permalink)
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Unicorns are said to be attracted to beautiful young virgins so........
Yeah holmes. I dunno.
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Tumor, I lost my virginity a couple of years back, never could quite figure out where it went.
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