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06-09-2006, 09:00 AM
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killedmyraindog
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Boston, Massachusetts
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whats the world cup?
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06-09-2006, 09:58 AM
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The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
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Saw this thing where they comapared each team to something.Thought it was worth sharing.......
Germany are a bit like ...... Keith Richards - They once rocked the world but are now knackered & falling to bits Poland are a bit like ...... The Liberal Democrats - Very dull , desperate to be in the big time, but sadly never going to mount a serious challenge Ecuador are a bit like ...... Nicola from Girls Aloud - Delighted to be making up the numbers. Yet may just do enough to build up a cult following. Costa Rica are a bit like ...... Starbucks - They`ve got a bit of a daft name and they`re great for coffee but thats about it. England are a bit like ...... Your missus' period - Regular as clockwork at frustrating you. Also involve blood & shouting. Sweden are a bit like ...... The cast of Hollyoaks - You`d struggle to name two , but you know they`re blonde and potentially heartbreaking. Paraguay are a bit like ...... Jodie Marsh - Two outstanding features upfront , but a bit shaky in other departments. Trinidad & Tobago are a bit like ...... Scotland - A handful of England based journeymen and a fantastic travelling support may make them popular but can`t disguise the mediocrity on the pitch. Argentina are a bit like ...... Ruth Badger from The Apprentice - They deserve success , but it`s still hilarious to watch them cry when they lose. Holland are a bit like ...... Jaffa Cakes - Orangy things that crumble badly under the slightest pressure. Serbia & Montenegro are a bit like ...... World Snooker Champion Graeme Dott - Scratchy , short of creativity and don`t deserve the respect they deserve, But a solid defence that might just spring a surprise. Ivory Coast are a bit like ...... Ricky Hatton - Rock hard and blessed with surprisingly good technique.But can they cope against the worlds best? Portugal are a bit like ...... Apollo Creed - Despite all the talent & talking a great fight beforehand , they usually end up utterly humiliated. Mexico are a bit like ...... Jenson Button - They qualify well , start even better and then blow up halfway through. Iran are a bit like ...... Sunderland - Thown in with the big boys , they take a regular pasting yet keep coming back for more. Angola are a bit like ...... Paul Danan - Basically just asking for someone to give them a thorough beating. Italy are a bit like ...... Oasis - They keep coming back with a swagger and new members , but you know in your heart of hearts they`re not as good as they once were. Czech Repuplic are a bit like ...... Super Furry Animals - Despite perfoming well at major festivals nobody is really that bothered about them  USA are a bit like ...... Chelsea - No matter how much you dislike them they`re good now & are not going to go away. Ghana are a bit like ...... Eastenders - A rather laboured line up built around the efforts of two central hardmen. Brazil are a bit like ...... Bob Dylan - They crashed badly in 1966 and have an infamous reputation for ill advised haircuts. Croatia are a bit like ...... A 1988 Brown Volvo Estate - Thoroughly dull , bulky at the back, depressingly functional and about as attractive to watch as your grandmother on the toilet. Austrailia are a bit like ...... James Blunt - No matter how much you want them to fail , you have a horrible feeling they`ll do well. Japan are a bit like ...... Keith Chegwin - Incredibly enthusiastic , despite a history of setbacks. You know they`ll make the most of whatever situation they find themselves in. France are a bit like ...... The Scissor Sisters - Behind the mincing & prancing there is a hell of a lot of talent. Switzerland are a bit like ...... A Fake Rolex - It may say it`s swiss and it may look like it`s swiss but in reality it`s not. South Korea are a bit like ...... The La's - One great hit may become a curse as they try to live up to in in vain. Togo are a bit like ...... Eddie The Eagle Edwards - Set to become a national sporting embarrassment of the highest level Spain are a bit like ...... Liverpool - They`re Spanish and they`re probably never going to win the one trophy they really want. Ukraine are a bit like ...... The Great Britain's Women's Curling Team - Dour , pasty and everybody's only heard of one player. Tunisia are a bit like ...... Bolton Wanderers - A squad of vaguely familiar players with a habit of scoring most of their goals from dead ball situations. Saudi Arabia are a bit like ...... Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps Please - Not really worth watching.
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06-09-2006, 01:37 PM
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The Erroneous Hoodlum
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: West Side Phoenix
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ya, but america is like 49.9999999% mexican where they will sell their moms for a new soccerball if they had to. edit: that was awfull, i apologize. |
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