The Book Of Ben Vol. I
 

A_Perfect_Sonnet, is the most quoteable user on this site heres the proof. He has an amazing opinion, and advice on all subjects here is a few select quotes carefully chosen out of roughly two million.

Me: start being quoteable
Him: dude, you can't just ask someone to be quotable
Him:that's like asking michael jackson to rape a kid right in front of you
Him: you can't put him on a spotlight

Me: booobs!
Him: I like, big ones small ones round ones and flat ones (but not so much)

Him: if cheerios were a woman id marry them
Him:they are everything I want
Him:nice curves
Him:Great taste
Him:and they don’t talk"

Him:who the fuck
Him:wants 10 maids a milkin?
Him:should be like
Him:10 maids a makin' me a sandwich

Him: i couldn't get it up, and you know, i'm man enough to admit that

Him:if i were the butcher, the baker, AND the candlestick maker
Him:could i sail in a tub?

Him:i may be sensitive
Him:but my penis is 10 inches long

Me:that one dude from death cab
Him:he's a homie
Him:that's what i get when
Him:i cross homo and indie"

Him:So this chinese guy whips his cock out
Him:and hes all
Him: THIS NOT SAMURAI SWORD!

Me: all there non-lame fans
Him: there aren't many of them.
Me: i stopped listening to them once they heard a boy brushed red
Him: i stopped when i saw the cd cover
Him: LOLZ
Me: LOL

Him:there was oral sex yesterday
Him: it's always on the table
Him:when you're me at least

Him:i officially decree myself good in bed
Him:now i'm going to wear obnoxious shirts
Him:with sexual innuendo and slogans on them

Him: and just call it
Him: Book of Ben Vol. 1
Me: ha
Him: then people on MB will start IMing me just to get more quotes
Him:: and the rate of quoting ben will increase exponentially as more and more people are sucked into my charming dialogue and sarcastic personality
Him: EVENTUALLY I'LL HAVE ABSORBED THE UNIVERSE
Him: TAKEN THE INTERNET BY STORM
Him: AND GOTTEN A BOOK DEAL
Him: CHILDREN WILL CRY WHEN I CRY, MOTHER'S WILL TOUCH ME (inappropriately)
Him: GOD HIMSELF WILL BE AT MY MERCY


& last but not least!

Him: taylor hicks is a shitty american idol"

What a cool guy!

Ethan did you ask him to start being quoteable so you could make this thread, or after you asked him that did you think of this for a thread. Eitehr way doesn't matter, what make it?

Interesting Quotes Him... it amazes me what people can come up with while on the spot like that..

Man, he is really cool. And so are you for making this thread. WOW! I wanna be just like you [/exagerated optimism]

No, through the past few months of talking to him i've been saving random things from him. Only the first one was like, asking him to be quoteable.

& Jesus guys loosen up, try and lighten the mood and you're all asses >.>

Yea i get that but a few of these really pointless threads have been made from random conversations that people have had.. and i presonally found the first thread that someone made like this weird yet funny for a moment but there's nothing that great about threads like these.. sorry.. and anyways seeings how did this.. post more quotes from him then.

Shut up

Listen i'm not attacking Ethan OK!. I'm just giving my thoughts on this thread, stop trying to be his 'hero' when theres nothing wrong with what i'm saying here. I'm not being mean, and i';m not trying to hurt anyones feelings. Stop telling me to shut up everytime you think something i say is crap. STOP! ok just stop for once you and your friends just leave it alone.

Bungalow bill didnt any anything...i told you to shut up...quit trying to blame him for things

how in the hell was i blaming him for anything? I just had enough from him and all his friends. Anyways please just leave it at that, so we can stop this fighting.. from everyone.