sleepy jack

A_Perfect_Sonnet, is the most quoteable user on this site heres the proof. He has an amazing opinion, and advice on all subjects here is a few select quotes carefully chosen out of roughly two million.

Me: start being quoteable
Him: dude, you can't just ask someone to be quotable
Him:that's like asking michael jackson to rape a kid right in front of you
Him: you can't put him on a spotlight

Me: booobs!
Him: I like, big ones small ones round ones and flat ones (but not so much)

Him: if cheerios were a woman id marry them
Him:they are everything I want
Him:nice curves
Him:Great taste
Him:and they don’t talk"

Him:who the fuck
Him:wants 10 maids a milkin?
Him:should be like
Him:10 maids a makin' me a sandwich

Him: i couldn't get it up, and you know, i'm man enough to admit that

Him:if i were the butcher, the baker, AND the candlestick maker
Him:could i sail in a tub?

Him:i may be sensitive
Him:but my penis is 10 inches long

Me:that one dude from death cab
Him:he's a homie
Him:that's what i get when
Him:i cross homo and indie"

Him:So this chinese guy whips his cock out
Him:and hes all
Him: THIS NOT SAMURAI SWORD!

Me: all there non-lame fans
Him: there aren't many of them.
Me: i stopped listening to them once they heard a boy brushed red
Him: i stopped when i saw the cd cover
Him: LOLZ
Me: LOL

Him:there was oral sex yesterday
Him: it's always on the table
Him:when you're me at least

Him:i officially decree myself good in bed
Him:now i'm going to wear obnoxious shirts
Him:with sexual innuendo and slogans on them

Him: and just call it
Him: Book of Ben Vol. 1
Me: ha
Him: then people on MB will start IMing me just to get more quotes
Him:: and the rate of quoting ben will increase exponentially as more and more people are sucked into my charming dialogue and sarcastic personality
Him: EVENTUALLY I'LL HAVE ABSORBED THE UNIVERSE
Him: TAKEN THE INTERNET BY STORM
Him: AND GOTTEN A BOOK DEAL
Him: CHILDREN WILL CRY WHEN I CRY, MOTHER'S WILL TOUCH ME (inappropriately)
Him: GOD HIMSELF WILL BE AT MY MERCY


& last but not least!

Him: taylor hicks is a shitty american idol"

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