tdoc210

the man was swimming in his clothes..did he swim to the beach from somewhere?

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

bungalow

To TDOC: Yes

To AITA: You are VERY VERY CLOSE

tdoc210

was he stuck somewhere and all he had to eat was seagull..or was somewith him named seagull and they died?

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

swim

He forgot he didnt have any money ran out and got hit by a car.

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bungalow

Certain parts of your question are correct.
It is easier for me to answer you if you keep the questions simple (i.e Was he stuck somewhere?)

ArtistInTheAmbulance

haha, no effing way.
this is class.
okay, so, the guy lost his mother/wife/best friend in the world...
aaaaand, he was swimming to lose weight?
no thats crap.
he was swimming because they died in the sea. OR IN A BOAT WRECK! oooh thats a good twist.
so there was an accident, & he lost someone, swam back to shore & ordered a meal [as you do when you lose someone], only to realise that ;
1. it was their favourite meal,
2. it was them, cooked into a soup,
3. seagul soup kills delusions somehow, the guy realises HE killed them, & goes to top himself too.

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swim

Will I be dissapointed when I find out the answer is something lame like his chair had three legs?

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tdoc210

well i think that he was stuck somewhere with his friend named seagull...they were there for quite awhile..andthey started fighting and the man killed the guy named seagull..and well stuck there with nothing to eat he ate his friend..but it was from somewhere that he would be on beach from

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

bungalow

No

No

Yes

Yes

No

Kinda

VERY CLOSE!

bungalow

Yes.
But remember, he ordered this meal at a restaurant.