tdoc210

well none of it ads up.. he was on the beach..but theres a restauraunt on this beach hmm.... also seagull soup ive never heard of that... but maybe he saw a dead seagull on the beach and they used that...

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bungalow

None of that explains why he was in his clothes, and realizing you're allergic to seagull really isn't enough to commit suicide. Plus, who said Seagull Soup had seagull in it?

Uglycasanova

well maybe eating seagull soup after taking a swim in ur clothes is against his religion and now he has to kill himself

bungalow

Well that is a pretty unreasonable answer. Wrong.
You guys can ask questions you know.
As long as they are yes or no.

tdoc210

^ it has something to do with him in his clothes and the soup.. maybe he got naked.. i dont know but i wouldnt kill myself over that

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

ArtistInTheAmbulance

hes a die-hard vegitarian?
he had a pet seagul that he had lost & then when he ate the soup, he also tasted the treats he used to feed his pet, therefore realising he had eaten his own pet, & goes out to kill himself?
*insert other reason here why he would kill himself for eating seagul soup*?

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bungalow

Well AITA is kinda sorta on the right-track.
Modify your answer a little bit. Well, a lot, but you're still on the right-track.

swim

...i've heard that one before but no one could answer it and the prick wouldnt say, so I'm going with seagull's started attacking him, he ran out in the road and got hit buy a car?

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bungalow

Haha, nope.
I'll answer it if NO ONE gets it.

YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS! yes or no

ArtistInTheAmbulance

hmmm...
the seagul was his mother/wife/best friend in the whole world?
orrr,
his mother/wife/best friend in the whole world died, aaaaand the seagul soup was their favourite dish?
this is a crap riddle if i have to make up a whole bloody story to guess the answer.
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