Mikeys Random Fecking Factoid thread

tdoc210 · 06-04-2006, 03:54 PM

^ fact urban makes me want to hang myself

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-04-2006, 03:55 PM

Whats stopping you?

right-track · 06-04-2006, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Your mum could be typing it for you

Fact: DOC has no arms and legs and spends his life in a large alabaster jar dictating to his mother who posts on his behalf.

tdoc210 · 06-04-2006, 04:00 PM

^ where the feck could i afford alabastar

06-04-2006, 03:54 PM	#21 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	^ fact urban makes me want to hang myself __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

06-04-2006, 03:55 PM	#22 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Whats stopping you? __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

06-04-2006, 04:00 PM	#24 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	^ where the feck could i afford alabastar __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.