7 Days Until Murder Junkie's Vacation
 

I have lived for 6 months in the dark, so to treat myself to some sunshine I am going here on the 27th; http://www.conquestvacations.com/hotels/BPTC.html#


I am so pumped, I have worked 6 days a week for 6 months and finally I get my reward. My wife and I can really use the quality time as well. I get internet access there so I can continue to regale you all with my drunken postings (ramblings)


7 DAYS BITCHES!!!! :beer:

Edit: better photogallery

Aww, how thoughtful to include us in your vacation plans :p: Enjoy yourselves, and don't come on here while you're away, man. Being in London makes you want to escape to anywhere, even the net. But this place looks like somewhere I'd never want to leave. And take pics so we can all see them after!

Wow, you're going there and you can still find time to talk to us? I'm flattered...

I am going on a week long Margarita Intervenus drip

where are you going exactly...that page is just for the hotel chain no?

Mexico, in the Mayan Riviera. It is about an hour from Cancun

sweet...:)

Yeah, I'm freaking out!!! I want to get on that plane soooooooooooo bad

You jammy bastard...I have to settle for Espana.
Wanna do a swap?

EDIT: Marijan...what's that say under your avatar?

Sure, I have never been to Spain.

I went to the Mayan Riviera 3 years ago for my step sister's wedding, it was F*CKING HOT!!!!

When is your holiday? Coming up soon??

Middle of June. We are off to Magret de Mar (or summat like that) it's just north of Barcelona.

I went to Mexico years ago. Acapulco was amazing, but I hear good things about Cancun and that coastline. It's east coast isn't it?

I think so.

In July I am headed to British Columbia to go surfing for 5 days, don't get the wrong idea. My wife won that trip, so it's free.

I hate BC, it's full of hippies http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...lap/hippie.gif

this summer....i'll be spending two months on an island in the mediterranian...i got you both beat...suckaz...:)

But it will be full of Euro-Trash http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ap/yelwink.gif

it look real purdy MURDER, have fun getting wasted and laid

i thought it was marijan's village or something ;)

i would hate to go to a hot place liek that.. i don't liek the heat very much.. wouldn't bother if i didn't sweat like a pig.. but its just the way my body is. I'd much rather go over in Eupe somewhere.. its not to hot not too cold depending on the places..

but yea looks like a beautiful place.. i just wouldn't like the heat. can't wwait to see the pictures you take of the places.. will we see pictures of you and your wife?

wait wait wait....

you're married??

NO WAI!!

You didn't know he was married?

i think that's what it means when someone's surprised ;)

i did not.

Yeah, I've been married for nine years. I'm just a scumbag on the internet :beer:

6 days bitches!!!! I can practically taste the tequila and the Corona's.

Hopefully I can hit up a c0ck fight in Playa Del Carmen so I can check that off my list of things I haven't seen

And hopefully I can swim with the sea turtles like the last time I was there

Got you beat on 10. :(

I hear you brother :(

Goddamn, here I was thinking you were like 22-23.

Ah well, enjoy the vacation!

3 days BITCHES!!!!!

I leave tonight MB friends, so this will officially be my last post on Canadian soil. I have internet access so I will try to give daily updates on what is going on.

I plan on having margaritas and cerveza's on behalf of each and every one of you.

I will post pics when I get back

CHEERS MUTHAFUKKA's

take tons of pictures of all of the drunk rich white tourists running around in string bikinis covered in baby oil..(cancun is a blast, unfortunatly i can only remember large amounts of alcohol is consumed and fake titties everywhere)

Yay! get drunk for me :)


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Av a good un' :beer:

Have lots of fun Murder Junkie! Totally live it! Yeah I didn't realise you were married, hehe I bet you're looking forward to some 'alone time'...:D

Holy crap dude, you got married when you were just starting your 20's!! :yikes: No wonder you're looking forward to getting so drunk!! (HA,HA, just kidding!) Aside from the getting tanked, swimming with sea turtles... I'm really jealous now. So feel the sand between your toes, and get some sun, you pasty bastard!! :beer:

he gets drunk all the time.. he is our Beer Junkie :)

I don't understand why more people don't get married early 20's anymore.. I'm just stuck back in the golden ages tho.. when things were grand and i could stay home and clean all day.. *day dreams* hmm..

Umm, are you serious???
:usehead:

funny thing, I am!.. stay at home mom/house wife for me :)

It is considered a luxury these days so I do see your point...

Greetings from sunny Mexico fukkers!!! Having a great time here, this resort is fukkin TITS!!! I am pretty sure I have had margarita's for all of you, however today I am kind of on the wagon after a rather embarrassing incident last night at dinner. I got a little more sun than I should have and I fainted at my dinner table (I wasn't drunk, I had 2 beers), I came to and there were like ten people around me and my wife was in tears. I feel better today though.

On Wednesday I am going to a sea turtle preserve to swim with the big bastards, its gonna RULE!! I have been feeding all the iguanas around here and I got this big fat bastard I named GUS that waits for me every morning.
This morning I also found a hermit crab I named SHELLY and I made a leash for him out of dental floss and tied him to my beach chair, he was cool.

Anyhoo, more updates later.

Buenos Dias Fukkers

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Lay off the drugs man.

Great to see your having a great time you flash bastard. :beer:

man, that crab part was awesome, like something a 9 year old kid would write....