7 Days Until Murder Junkie's Vacation (quote, Hang)

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-26-2006, 04:13 PM

Have lots of fun Murder Junkie! Totally live it! Yeah I didn't realise you were married, hehe I bet you're looking forward to some 'alone time'...

rudgrljungalist · 05-27-2006, 12:16 AM

Holy crap dude, you got married when you were just starting your 20's!!

No wonder you're looking forward to getting so drunk!! (HA,HA, just kidding!) Aside from the getting tanked, swimming with sea turtles... I'm really jealous now. So feel the sand between your toes, and get some sun, you pasty bastard!!

explosions-in-my-pants · 05-27-2006, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by rudgrljungalist

Holy crap dude, you got married when you were just starting your 20's!!

No wonder you're looking forward to getting so drunk!! (HA,HA, just kidding!) Aside from the getting tanked, swimming with sea turtles... I'm really jealous now. So feel the sand between your toes, and get some sun, you pasty bastard!!

he gets drunk all the time.. he is our Beer Junkie

I don't understand why more people don't get married early 20's anymore.. I'm just stuck back in the golden ages tho.. when things were grand and i could stay home and clean all day.. *day dreams* hmm..

rudgrljungalist · 05-27-2006, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

I'm just stuck back in the golden ages tho.. when things were grand and i could stay home and clean all day.. *day dreams* hmm..

Umm, are you serious???

explosions-in-my-pants · 05-27-2006, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by rudgrljungalist

Umm, are you serious???

funny thing, I am!.. stay at home mom/house wife for me

rudgrljungalist · 05-27-2006, 02:46 AM

It is considered a luxury these days so I do see your point...

MURDER JUNKIE · 05-29-2006, 05:52 PM

Greetings from sunny Mexico fukkers!!! Having a great time here, this resort is fukkin TITS!!! I am pretty sure I have had margarita's for all of you, however today I am kind of on the wagon after a rather embarrassing incident last night at dinner. I got a little more sun than I should have and I fainted at my dinner table (I wasn't drunk, I had 2 beers), I came to and there were like ten people around me and my wife was in tears. I feel better today though.

On Wednesday I am going to a sea turtle preserve to swim with the big bastards, its gonna RULE!! I have been feeding all the iguanas around here and I got this big fat bastard I named GUS that waits for me every morning.
This morning I also found a hermit crab I named SHELLY and I made a leash for him out of dental floss and tied him to my beach chair, he was cool.

Anyhoo, more updates later.

Buenos Dias Fukkers

adidasss · 05-29-2006, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Greetings from sunny Mexico fukkers!!! Having a great time here, this resort is fukkin TITS!!! I am pretty sure I have had margarita's for all of you, however today I am kind of on the wagon after a rather embarrassing incident last night at dinner. I got a little more sun than I should have and I fainted at my dinner table (I wasn't drunk, I had 2 beers), I came to and there were like ten people around me and my wife was in tears. I feel better today though.

On Wednesday I am going to a sea turtle preserve to swim with the big bastards, its gonna RULE!! I have been feeding all the iguanas around here and I got this big fat bastard I named GUS that waits for me every morning.
This morning I also found a hermit crab I named SHELLY and I made a leash for him out of dental floss and tied him to my beach chair, he was cool.

Anyhoo, more updates later.

Buenos Dias Fukkers

right-track · 05-29-2006, 06:01 PM

Lay off the drugs man.

Great to see your having a great time you flash bastard.

adidasss · 05-29-2006, 06:03 PM

man, that crab part was awesome, like something a 9 year old kid would write....

05-26-2006, 04:13 PM	#31 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Have lots of fun Murder Junkie! Totally live it! Yeah I didn't realise you were married, hehe I bet you're looking forward to some 'alone time'... __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-27-2006, 12:16 AM	#32 (permalink)
rudgrljungalist Purple monkey dishwasher Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, On, Canada Posts: 95	Holy crap dude, you got married when you were just starting your 20's!! No wonder you're looking forward to getting so drunk!! (HA,HA, just kidding!) Aside from the getting tanked, swimming with sea turtles... I'm really jealous now. So feel the sand between your toes, and get some sun, you pasty bastard!! __________________ Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

05-27-2006, 02:46 AM	#36 (permalink)
rudgrljungalist Purple monkey dishwasher Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, On, Canada Posts: 95	It is considered a luxury these days so I do see your point... __________________ Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

05-29-2006, 06:03 PM	#40 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	man, that crab part was awesome, like something a 9 year old kid would write.... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

05-29-2006, 05:52 PM	#37 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Greetings from sunny Mexico fukkers!!! Having a great time here, this resort is fukkin TITS!!! I am pretty sure I have had margarita's for all of you, however today I am kind of on the wagon after a rather embarrassing incident last night at dinner. I got a little more sun than I should have and I fainted at my dinner table (I wasn't drunk, I had 2 beers), I came to and there were like ten people around me and my wife was in tears. I feel better today though. On Wednesday I am going to a sea turtle preserve to swim with the big bastards, its gonna RULE!! I have been feeding all the iguanas around here and I got this big fat bastard I named GUS that waits for me every morning. This morning I also found a hermit crab I named SHELLY and I made a leash for him out of dental floss and tied him to my beach chair, he was cool. Anyhoo, more updates later. Buenos Dias Fukkers

05-29-2006, 06:01 PM	#39 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Lay off the drugs man. Great to see your having a great time you flash bastard.