Your Last Meal
 

So, say you did something horrible and you got put on death row... what would your last meal be? Remember, you can have pretty much whatever the prison can get their hands on!

Bonus Question: What did you do to get on death row to begin with?


My Crime: I killed Bill Gates and his wife and lived in their house and used their money until I got caught/captured. However, it would take awhile, because I would use some of the money to hire mercenaries to protect me.

My Last Meal:

2 Liters of Diet Coke
Gourmet Quesadilla with tons of Cheese
Curly Fries w/ Heinz Ketchup
Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad
Large Oreo Blizzard from Dairy Queen for dessert... Mmm.

OK GO.

ha lets see
TRUFFLES
ermm
gourmt salmon
buffalo chicken
one of them fancy salads and some been burritos and chiimichangas
just so i can stink up th place lol

ermm i went on a mass murdering spree...killing at random..and then i ate the peopl, and sold the leftovers on ebay...i got gunned down ina convertable

whole chicken, lemonade. corn and peas.

i was put in death row for single handledly killing 100 people in my school in one day. breaking martin bryants record or 38. wee.

my last meal: pussy

reason for execution: i was responsible for the kennedy assasination.

Sweet jesus I'm hungry... Last meal I had was a disgusting ham sandwich yesterday afternoon.

^Dumbass.

Chicken fried steak, mashed potatos and cornbred all smothered in gravy, with coleslaw, BBQ pork and beans, and sweat tea (my way with mangrove honey). To finish it off, Jager and Faygo!

I got there by becomming a war crimina, I went on a calculated rampage killing all the worlds communist and dictators and after escaping once to assassinate celebs such as Micheal Jackson, Eminem, Brittany Spears, Manson, Paris Hilton and the guy who plays Ross.

Curry give me hot curry

Steak Pudding, Chips, Peas and Gravy.

Because my past caught up with me.

I would spend my Death Row years formulating an antidote for the lethal injection, and I would drink it just before being injected. I would get my hands on a knife or some sort of sharp object before being injected. I would refuse a 'last meal', and when they injected me, I would fake my death, then jump up out of nowhere and cut all of their throats. I would then shove the bodies in a closet and steal one of their uniforms. I would use their keys to make my way out of the building, and then use one of their cars to get home.

Then I would take all of their wives out for my 'last' meal. :cool:

My last meal was

School Sub
Banana
Orange Drink?

I am currently eating spicy chex mix now, though.

Haha, you're dumb. :)

crime: i went on a mass killing spree of plus sized women so that i could peel their skin off & wear it
you know, kinda like the buffalo bill thing...or was it buffalo bob?

meal: as much mountain dew they can give me
lemon chicken
homemade mac n cheese
& rice krispies as desert
:D

A giant pile of Boneless Buffalo wings from BW3
2 liter of Mr Pibb

All-You Can Eat buffet.

Crime?

Killing Bono. With my penis.

My last meal:

Sushi, a giant burger full of cheese, sundried tomatoes, avacado, cream cheese, pesto, and capsicum!

Desert would be just a whole lot of different ones I would pick at.

Southern Comfort would be my beverage...mmm...

Hahahah omg where do i staaart

Kamikaze and tempura sushi
peanut butter dumplings
beef tostada with extra guacamole
chicken fingers with honey from mcdonalds
a strawberry-mango daquiri
and baileys cheesecake for dessert

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Last meal:

A big tin of assorted ribbon candy, like my Gram always had.

The crime: Being the last Native American dragged onto a reservation.

I want some french toast with bacon, a cheese and turkey bacon omelette, three big grilled chicken fajitas with red peppers, green peppers, onion, tomatom feta cheese, and some garlic sauce, waffle fries with bacon, tomatoes and a lot of ketchup, a stuffed crust pizza with anchovies, tomatoes, green peppers, bacon, pine apple, pepperoni, extra cheese, and buffalo wing chicken. (yes. I want all that on my pizza)

I am on death row for my cannibalistic hunger. The American people have been praising me ever since cause I took down geroge Bush too. He's in my stomach. Or was. i think i already digested that mofo. :laughing:

Peace

You`ll probably have a heart attack before they even get chance to put you to death with that lot

I want to eat Swan, because they're nasty little bastards and its a form of treason.

Crime: Eating a swan.

Say, he looks kinda like a baby...I want my babby back-babby back-babby back, Chili's babby back Rabs! Get in my belly!

the title of this thread made me think about the last meal I had- at 3:30 I had a tuna sub....it's 11:30 now and I ****ing STARVING...no money, no food in the house, can't leave the house anyway cuz baby is asleep....guess I'll just go to bed and eat tomorrow, lol

Well...
Spicy Chicken Stirfry
Lemon Iced Tea


Im on Death Row because i raped like 5 chicks in a span of about 30 minutes

After my behavior today I suppose it was fitting I post in this thread.

My final meal:
chicken gorgonzola and a nice big cup of sprite no ice.

My Crime:
assaulting the manager of our rival baseball team, their players, the umpires, and one of my friends. I was nearly throw out of a school baseball game for "yelling obscenities, throwing things, and theatening an elderly man with a softball."
It's not my fault the jerk stepped in my way when I threw the ball.

Peace

What my crime was?

1. I killed everyone deemed necessary and close enough.

2. They were B.T.K.'d...lol...as in Burned, T1tty-twisted and Karate-chopped into 8th's by Bruce Lee.They also got "shaved" with a raw, dirty blade in any part of their body that were easy choices, including their t1ts (guys only), kneecaps, noses, fingers, toes, lips, elbows and eyelids.I'd be nice enough to leave them with their privates, although who knows what the birds would do to them when they pick away...lol?I must mention that this is only meant for the worst of people and that I'd never even think about doing these things to anyone in real life!!!:)

What my meal would be for the night?

1. As much Diet Pepsi, Dole Strawberry Orange Banana juice, Coors and anything else that I desired being delivered to me by my own personal butler that eventually kills all the people that sentenced me to prison/the chair...lol!!!

2. Potato Pancakes.

3. Bacon and Sausage of all types...and lots of it!!!

4. Unlimited Gyros with lots of extra meat served warm.

5. A Pepperoni Pizza to guzzle down all my beer with.

6. Flounder, Grouper and other great tasting fish...mostly fried.

7. A perfect medium Steak.

8. Pringles, Lays and Dan Dee Chips.

9. Peanut Butter filled Pretzel bites.

10. Ice Cream including these types and more...Vanilla, Mint Chocolate Chip, Strawberry mixed with Bananas, Banana mixed with Strawberry's, etc...


My bonus...lol?

A couple nights with some of the hottest girls in the world!!!So good of a party that I'd make Hugh Hefner jealous of how many girls I got in 1 night...lol!!!Plus I'm much more young and attractive...
...that would make Hugh Hefner jealous.If only I had as much money as him and as big a mansion..............................poof, wish granted...lol!!!:beer:

Some steak, fries and salad. Plus some fruits and now I am hungry again :D

Well it was a regular day right. Typical situations going on, that would happen at any other concert. People were getting hype to hear Eminem, Lil Jon, Nas, DMX, etc. But out came the Backstreet Boys, claiming that the others couldn’t make it, so instead they would be performing. I was already having a bad day and this would have been by stress-reliever, but noooo, someone in heaven just don’t like me that much. In a blind rage, I grab my friend’s gun, the gun he always has on his left side. In a hot flash I’m being attacked by security and such. People all around me are looking horrified and looking at me like i'm crazy..er. I shifted my eyes over to the stage and saw each and every member of the backstreet boys dead. Kinda proud that I made every target, but then….well basically I’m stuck in prison for a long ass time…longer than the last two times I’ve been here. I told my mother I needed anger management, but noooo….


Well anyway, my last meal would be checker's 3-piece snackpack, my moms chicken, spagetti, brownies, pizza, and apple & oranges and frosted flakes(not together) on the side. Might take a couple of plates though, but oh well, this is my last meal..s

Can I have a sprite with that?

I stole candy from a baby. Police frowned on that, beat me to death. My last meal was candy, and I didn't get a say on the matter.

Hopefully the so called "candy" was worth it...lol.:laughing:

...And hopefully you taught them kiddies to be good too.:rolleyes: :jailed: