Your Last Meal

Doc.DGAF · 05-21-2006, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine

I am on death row for my cannibalistic hunger. The American people have been praising me ever since cause I took down geroge Bush too. He's in my stomach. Or was. i think i already digested that mofo.

Peace

Say, he looks kinda like a baby...I want my babby back-babby back-babby back, Chili's babby back Rabs! Get in my belly!

~nutshell~ · 05-23-2006, 10:31 PM

the title of this thread made me think about the last meal I had- at 3:30 I had a tuna sub....it's 11:30 now and I ****ing STARVING...no money, no food in the house, can't leave the house anyway cuz baby is asleep....guess I'll just go to bed and eat tomorrow, lol

Laces Out Dan! · 05-23-2006, 10:52 PM

Well...
Spicy Chicken Stirfry
Lemon Iced Tea

Im on Death Row because i raped like 5 chicks in a span of about 30 minutes

Raine · 05-24-2006, 08:41 PM

After my behavior today I suppose it was fitting I post in this thread.

My final meal:
chicken gorgonzola and a nice big cup of sprite no ice.

My Crime:
assaulting the manager of our rival baseball team, their players, the umpires, and one of my friends. I was nearly throw out of a school baseball game for "yelling obscenities, throwing things, and theatening an elderly man with a softball."
It's not my fault the jerk stepped in my way when I threw the ball.

Peace

Wild7Dustr · 05-26-2006, 04:05 AM

What my crime was?

1. I killed everyone deemed necessary and close enough.

2. They were B.T.K.'d...lol...as in Burned, T1tty-twisted and Karate-chopped into 8th's by Bruce Lee.They also got "shaved" with a raw, dirty blade in any part of their body that were easy choices, including their t1ts (guys only), kneecaps, noses, fingers, toes, lips, elbows and eyelids.I'd be nice enough to leave them with their privates, although who knows what the birds would do to them when they pick away...lol?I must mention that this is only meant for the worst of people and that I'd never even think about doing these things to anyone in real life!!!

What my meal would be for the night?

1. As much Diet Pepsi, Dole Strawberry Orange Banana juice, Coors and anything else that I desired being delivered to me by my own personal butler that eventually kills all the people that sentenced me to prison/the chair...lol!!!

2. Potato Pancakes.

3. Bacon and Sausage of all types...and lots of it!!!

4. Unlimited Gyros with lots of extra meat served warm.

5. A Pepperoni Pizza to guzzle down all my beer with.

6. Flounder, Grouper and other great tasting fish...mostly fried.

7. A perfect medium Steak.

8. Pringles, Lays and Dan Dee Chips.

9. Peanut Butter filled Pretzel bites.

10. Ice Cream including these types and more...Vanilla, Mint Chocolate Chip, Strawberry mixed with Bananas, Banana mixed with Strawberry's, etc...

My bonus...lol?

A couple nights with some of the hottest girls in the world!!!So good of a party that I'd make Hugh Hefner jealous of how many girls I got in 1 night...lol!!!Plus I'm much more young and attractive...
...that would make Hugh Hefner jealous.If only I had as much money as him and as big a mansion..............................poof, wish granted...lol!!!

dojo · 05-27-2006, 09:17 AM

Some steak, fries and salad. Plus some fruits and now I am hungry again

Real_Eyez_C_Real_Lies · 05-27-2006, 05:47 PM

Well it was a regular day right. Typical situations going on, that would happen at any other concert. People were getting hype to hear Eminem, Lil Jon, Nas, DMX, etc. But out came the Backstreet Boys, claiming that the others couldn’t make it, so instead they would be performing. I was already having a bad day and this would have been by stress-reliever, but noooo, someone in heaven just don’t like me that much. In a blind rage, I grab my friend’s gun, the gun he always has on his left side. In a hot flash I’m being attacked by security and such. People all around me are looking horrified and looking at me like i'm crazy..er. I shifted my eyes over to the stage and saw each and every member of the backstreet boys dead. Kinda proud that I made every target, but then….well basically I’m stuck in prison for a long ass time…longer than the last two times I’ve been here. I told my mother I needed anger management, but noooo….

Well anyway, my last meal would be checker's 3-piece snackpack, my moms chicken, spagetti, brownies, pizza, and apple & oranges and frosted flakes(not together) on the side. Might take a couple of plates though, but oh well, this is my last meal..s

Can I have a sprite with that?

Merkaba · 05-27-2006, 06:15 PM

I stole candy from a baby. Police frowned on that, beat me to death. My last meal was candy, and I didn't get a say on the matter.

Wild7Dustr · 05-27-2006, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba

I stole candy from a baby. Police frowned on that, beat me to death. My last meal was candy, and I didn't get a say on the matter.

Hopefully the so called "candy" was worth it...lol.

...And hopefully you taught them kiddies to be good too.

05-23-2006, 10:52 PM	#23 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	Well... Spicy Chicken Stirfry Lemon Iced Tea Im on Death Row because i raped like 5 chicks in a span of about 30 minutes __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

05-24-2006, 08:41 PM	#24 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	After my behavior today I suppose it was fitting I post in this thread. My final meal: chicken gorgonzola and a nice big cup of sprite no ice. My Crime: assaulting the manager of our rival baseball team, their players, the umpires, and one of my friends. I was nearly throw out of a school baseball game for "yelling obscenities, throwing things, and theatening an elderly man with a softball." It's not my fault the jerk stepped in my way when I threw the ball. Peace __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

05-27-2006, 09:17 AM	#26 (permalink)
dojo Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 108	Some steak, fries and salad. Plus some fruits and now I am hungry again __________________ The Blog

05-27-2006, 05:47 PM	#27 (permalink)
Real_Eyez_C_Real_Lies lickin honey from a thorn Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 62	Well it was a regular day right. Typical situations going on, that would happen at any other concert. People were getting hype to hear Eminem, Lil Jon, Nas, DMX, etc. But out came the Backstreet Boys, claiming that the others couldn’t make it, so instead they would be performing. I was already having a bad day and this would have been by stress-reliever, but noooo, someone in heaven just don’t like me that much. In a blind rage, I grab my friend’s gun, the gun he always has on his left side. In a hot flash I’m being attacked by security and such. People all around me are looking horrified and looking at me like i'm crazy..er. I shifted my eyes over to the stage and saw each and every member of the backstreet boys dead. Kinda proud that I made every target, but then….well basically I’m stuck in prison for a long ass time…longer than the last two times I’ve been here. I told my mother I needed anger management, but noooo…. Well anyway, my last meal would be checker's 3-piece snackpack, my moms chicken, spagetti, brownies, pizza, and apple & oranges and frosted flakes(not together) on the side. Might take a couple of plates though, but oh well, this is my last meal..s Can I have a sprite with that? __________________ My Real eyez see through your liez Be very carful not to make a woman cry because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and next to the heart to be loved.

05-27-2006, 06:15 PM	#28 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	I stole candy from a baby. Police frowned on that, beat me to death. My last meal was candy, and I didn't get a say on the matter. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

05-23-2006, 10:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
~nutshell~ Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 103	the title of this thread made me think about the last meal I had- at 3:30 I had a tuna sub....it's 11:30 now and I ****ing STARVING...no money, no food in the house, can't leave the house anyway cuz baby is asleep....guess I'll just go to bed and eat tomorrow, lol

05-26-2006, 04:05 AM	#25 (permalink)
Wild7Dustr Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 418	What my crime was? 1. I killed everyone deemed necessary and close enough. 2. They were B.T.K.'d...lol...as in Burned, T1tty-twisted and Karate-chopped into 8th's by Bruce Lee.They also got "shaved" with a raw, dirty blade in any part of their body that were easy choices, including their t1ts (guys only), kneecaps, noses, fingers, toes, lips, elbows and eyelids.I'd be nice enough to leave them with their privates, although who knows what the birds would do to them when they pick away...lol?I must mention that this is only meant for the worst of people and that I'd never even think about doing these things to anyone in real life!!! What my meal would be for the night? 1. As much Diet Pepsi, Dole Strawberry Orange Banana juice, Coors and anything else that I desired being delivered to me by my own personal butler that eventually kills all the people that sentenced me to prison/the chair...lol!!! 2. Potato Pancakes. 3. Bacon and Sausage of all types...and lots of it!!! 4. Unlimited Gyros with lots of extra meat served warm. 5. A Pepperoni Pizza to guzzle down all my beer with. 6. Flounder, Grouper and other great tasting fish...mostly fried. 7. A perfect medium Steak. 8. Pringles, Lays and Dan Dee Chips. 9. Peanut Butter filled Pretzel bites. 10. Ice Cream including these types and more...Vanilla, Mint Chocolate Chip, Strawberry mixed with Bananas, Banana mixed with Strawberry's, etc... My bonus...lol? A couple nights with some of the hottest girls in the world!!!So good of a party that I'd make Hugh Hefner jealous of how many girls I got in 1 night...lol!!!Plus I'm much more young and attractive... ...that would make Hugh Hefner jealous.If only I had as much money as him and as big a mansion..............................poof, wish granted...lol!!!