EvilChuck

I was playing basketball on the school playground (I have no idea why, I am rubbish at basketball and prefer football [soccer]). I was lining up a three point shot, and everyone started running away. I assumed some kids behind us were throwing stuff, and carried on playing. Then I felt something on my head, something which I assumed was food or drink from the kids behind us. I turned to see that the kids behind had already gone, so I put my hand to my head to see what had hit me when I realised it was the seagulls overhead that people were running from, and one had taken a dump on my head, and it was now on my hands as well. Luckily I shave my head and it cleaned off very easily.

I didnt make the shot, for those of you who are interested in that aspect of the story.