The Most Humiliating Experience Ever

CanwllCorfe · 06-05-2010, 10:48 AM

E-creepy? Hm. I like it

FETCHER. · 06-05-2010, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN

haha wow

to quote rezz: "e-creepy"

my savior

DoctorSoft · 06-05-2010, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

I was exaggerating.

And, you look at 14-year-olds' pubes regularly?

Yeah, I like 'em young.

downwardspiral · 06-06-2010, 03:57 AM

either:

a) a video of me at the campsite at Leeds festival last year absolutely twatted out of my mind, screaming and shouting, falling over, saying loads of really cringeworthy things
b) when i was at a house party and needed the toilet, i had consumed about the equivalent of my body weight in cider and really didn't want to challenge the stairs so i went on to piss myself.. slightly
or c) when i was 15, i was at a friends house and he'd used his fake id to get me some vodka but we had no mixer and i'd used all the money i had on busfares/the alcohol. he only had milk or pineapple juice, and pineapple juice makes me want to blow chunks, so i had vodka and milk anyhow. as soon as it touched the back of my throat i vomitted it right back up into my hands and proceeded to throw it up into the air, covering my friends ceiling.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 06-06-2010, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by downwardspiral

either:

or c) when i was 15, i was at a friends house and he'd used his fake id to get me some vodka but we had no mixer and i'd used all the money i had on busfares/the alcohol. he only had milk or pineapple juice, and pineapple juice makes me want to blow chunks, so i had vodka and milk anyhow. as soon as it touched the back of my throat i vomitted it right back up into my hands and proceeded to throw it up into the air, covering my friends ceiling.

That's amazing

My most humiliating experience.....once at a party I had a really awkward hook up with a guy and for some reason it really upset me, so I tried to run out into traffic, I was eventually caught...then proceeded to bawl my eyes out...

if anyone remembers my first picture in the Member Bad Picture Gallery...that picture was right before I ran out the door and tried to run into traffic

FETCHER. · 06-06-2010, 11:19 AM

lol my hero.

wexy · 06-09-2010, 12:26 PM

Got to work one day and my coworker asked "Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?" "No...." I said "Why?" He pointed down at my feet. I was wearing one brown tassled shoe and one black shoe with no tassle. Oops. Had a date that night and would have to buy a new pair of shoes. Date called up and said "I'm not feeling great can we have dinner tomorrow?" (Thank You God I thought to myself) "No Sweetie, feel better."

So I stayed at my desk the rest of the day and stood like a stork on the subway ride home hoping noone would notice my lovely pair of shoes.

DearJenny · 06-09-2010, 01:08 PM

I got really drunk at a party and ran around reciting verses from the bible because I claimed I was the second coming of Christ. I even lectured my friend WHILE she was having sex, telling her that she was living in sin and that if she stopped I would save her. Even called some friends at 2am-ish to tell them that I would take them to heaven with me.

As the night progressed, my friends played a game with me that involved threatening to burn my eyes out, and slapping my ass. And I tried to spear someone with a tiki torch because they stole my shoe and it was a crime against God himself.

The night ended with me getting wrapped up in a dog chain and I thought the dog was trying to kill me via strangulation with the chain.

This is what happens when you're the only person drinking at a party. And my friends tell the story to absolutely everyone.

The Fascinating Turnip · 06-09-2010, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain

I got really drunk at a party and ran around reciting verses from the bible because I claimed I was the second coming of Christ. I even lectured my friend WHILE she was having sex, telling her that she was living in sin and that if she stopped I would save her. Even called some friends at 2am-ish to tell them that I would take them to heaven with me.

As the night progressed, my friends played a game with me that involved threatening to burn my eyes out, and slapping my ass. And I tried to spear someone with a tiki torch because they stole my shoe and it was a crime against God himself.

The night ended with me getting wrapped up in a dog chain and I thought the dog was trying to kill me via strangulation with the chain.

This is what happens when you're the only person drinking at a party. And my friends tell the story to absolutely everyone.

I can see why they would. Bloody hell.

Cheese · 06-09-2010, 10:00 PM

Getting toasted one night at a party then getting hit by a car while directing traffic at a busy intersection.

Or...........spying a girl a had a thing for, getting out the car and not realising the safety belt was looped around my leg as i shut the door. Big face plant into the asphalt

06-05-2010, 10:48 AM	#41 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	E-creepy? Hm. I like it __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

06-06-2010, 03:57 AM	#44 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	either: a) a video of me at the campsite at Leeds festival last year absolutely twatted out of my mind, screaming and shouting, falling over, saying loads of really cringeworthy things b) when i was at a house party and needed the toilet, i had consumed about the equivalent of my body weight in cider and really didn't want to challenge the stairs so i went on to piss myself.. slightly or c) when i was 15, i was at a friends house and he'd used his fake id to get me some vodka but we had no mixer and i'd used all the money i had on busfares/the alcohol. he only had milk or pineapple juice, and pineapple juice makes me want to blow chunks, so i had vodka and milk anyhow. as soon as it touched the back of my throat i vomitted it right back up into my hands and proceeded to throw it up into the air, covering my friends ceiling. __________________

06-09-2010, 01:08 PM	#48 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	I got really drunk at a party and ran around reciting verses from the bible because I claimed I was the second coming of Christ. I even lectured my friend WHILE she was having sex, telling her that she was living in sin and that if she stopped I would save her. Even called some friends at 2am-ish to tell them that I would take them to heaven with me. As the night progressed, my friends played a game with me that involved threatening to burn my eyes out, and slapping my ass. And I tried to spear someone with a tiki torch because they stole my shoe and it was a crime against God himself. The night ended with me getting wrapped up in a dog chain and I thought the dog was trying to kill me via strangulation with the chain. This is what happens when you're the only person drinking at a party. And my friends tell the story to absolutely everyone. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

06-09-2010, 12:26 PM	#47 (permalink)
wexy Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 77	Got to work one day and my coworker asked "Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?" "No...." I said "Why?" He pointed down at my feet. I was wearing one brown tassled shoe and one black shoe with no tassle. Oops. Had a date that night and would have to buy a new pair of shoes. Date called up and said "I'm not feeling great can we have dinner tomorrow?" (Thank You God I thought to myself) "No Sweetie, feel better." So I stayed at my desk the rest of the day and stood like a stork on the subway ride home hoping noone would notice my lovely pair of shoes.

06-09-2010, 10:00 PM	#50 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 823	Getting toasted one night at a party then getting hit by a car while directing traffic at a busy intersection. Or...........spying a girl a had a thing for, getting out the car and not realising the safety belt was looped around my leg as i shut the door. Big face plant into the asphalt