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06-04-2010, 11:19 PM | #36 (permalink) | |
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And, you look at 14-year-olds' pubes regularly? Last edited by Astronomer; 06-04-2010 at 11:36 PM. Reason: grammar ;) |
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06-04-2010, 11:34 PM | #37 (permalink) |
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Probably when I got right pissed up out my head, while with the lass I fancied, and found myself running about, yelling, the normal plastered ******* behaviour, then I became entrapped within a toilets stall.. some bloke saved me, and I burst out ran off to find the girl again.. greeted her with a few obscene remarks, then caught her saying "my god! He's worse than last night!" I then proceeded to sit down, and act extremely hostile towards everyone the rest of the night. Went back to her flat eventually, and fell asleep in her bed... without her. Awful night.... and waking up, walking out with an awkward hand wave good-bye was rather embarrassing as well....
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06-05-2010, 12:55 AM | #38 (permalink) |
Quiet Man in the Corner
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Back when I was around 10 or so me, my mom, my brother, and my sister were all driving to Florida and as always I was sleeping. When I woke up we were at a gas station and I had to go to the bathroom but unfortunately so did my brother. I was eyeing up the cinnamon rolls when he says "the men's room is out of service so just use that one" and points to the corner. I walk back and see a toilet sitting next to a magazine rack. I thought.. wow? Why would have the toilet outside of the bathroom? But I had to go so I didn't give it a second thought. I was just happy I didn't have to drop a deuce when the only protection I had was my shirt and "hey this corner of the store is taken". I walked out and I said "man that was weeeeeird why would they have you do that" to which he replied "I pointed to the women's bathroom. That toilet was the broken one from the men's bathroom".
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06-05-2010, 08:05 AM | #39 (permalink) | ||
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