The Most Humiliating Experience Ever

~~The Virgin~~ · 03-25-2011, 01:30 AM

my most humiliating experience was back when i was like 7 or 8 y/o. my father forced me to give my snack to a girl and that i should say i love you to her. he thinks that by doing so, i can have an early relationship with that girl, sort of like infatuation thing. After i gave my snack to her, that's the first time i started viewing girls as very, very unattractive. and i honestly believe that it was the very experience that triggered why i became gay. it gave me trauma and i never looked at girls the same way again.

holly984 · 03-25-2011, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu

Funny burger king-related story. I was in there once with my girlfriend at the time and her 5/6/7/Idont****ingknow year old cousin. We were walking up the stairs to sit on the upper floor, when my girlfriend, somehow, managed to fall UP them holding a full tray of food. Takes a special person to manage that. I would have just stood there and laughed, if it wasnt for the fact the sloppy burger and coke she had dropped started falling down the stairs, and me having the misfortune of being behind her came into full contact with it. It all hit me so quick I didnt have time to alter my step, so I too fell UP the stairs (also holding a tray of food, you can probably imagine where that went) after sliding on a piece of soggy burger. Worst part was, as I fell I instictively grabbed her little cousin, who then proceeded in falling onto my girlfriend and crying his eyes out. We were about 7 steps down from the top floor, so various people could see the carnage. Those who couldnt see would have just heard a crash, followed by swearing, followed by crying. The little guy wouldnt stop wailing after that, and I had to walk around listening to him whilst nursing a gashed shin and clothing covered in Burger King. AND somebody had the cheek to ask me if I wanted his leftover chips once I'd finally managed to get up.

Genuinely one of the worst hours of my life.

Oh no, lol. What a unfortunate series of events.

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Originally Posted by crukster

lol true story as well I swear

I believe you, lol. You could have been a scene in a movie (like Pineapple Express or 'other stoner-based title', ha ha).

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

My most embarrassing moment was when I went onstage to play a flute sonata, and forgot my music. From that day on, I have memorized everything.

That would have definitely been embarrassing for me too. Especially being onstage. Yikes....

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Originally Posted by Thom Yorke

Funny/humiliating thing happened to my brother and his friends when they were in high school. They were going to egg their high school late one friday night so they all gathered outside it. They were still waiting on one of their friends that actually had the eggs though. So eventually a cop drove up and started questioning them what they were doing and they just gave a bunch of excuses. While he was doing that their friend (he's this huge bloke that basically looks like a big idiot) comes out of the bushes with a few cartons of eggs. Funny thing was that the cop had a good sense of humour and said something along the lines of, "A little bit early for breakfast, isn't it?"

Ha ha! At least they got a cool cop with a sense of humor. Nice...

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Originally Posted by The Virgin

my most humiliating experience was back when i was like 7 or 8 y/o. my father forced me to give my snack to a girl and that i should say i love you to her. he thinks that by doing so, i can have an early relationship with that girl, sort of like infatuation thing. After i gave my snack to her, that's the first time i started viewing girls as very, very unattractive. and i honestly believe that it was the very experience that triggered why i became gay. it gave me trauma and i never looked at girls the same way again.

Howard the Duck · 03-25-2011, 03:41 AM

in my university days, I got the hots for this Chinese chick from Hong Kong

one day I just couldn't stand it any longer and hit on her in a club, turns out she's lesbian, and her gf (who was much bigger than me and had muscles) threatened to kick the **** out of me

naturally, I backed off, i don't fight women (except for mock fights)

Buzzov*en · 03-25-2011, 03:56 AM

At the time I was not humiliated since I was pretty much devistated with what happened between my ex girlfriend and myself, but when I look at how I was a wreck on the phone with her and how she must have planned the whole thing and was probably near the guy she went back to it must have been a laugh for them until I went from crying to enraged. I guess I wasn't humiliated since I am not worried how I was viewed especially now haha.

That is the closest I came to being humiliated or at least the closest thing I can think of right now.

Kaimon · 03-26-2011, 03:06 PM

There's been numerous times where I've pissed my pants from laughing too much when I was younger- all the way to age 10 or 11. Anyways, the most memorable ones that my friends tease my about sometimes is pissing myself in this creek and on this chair; both because I was dying of laughter.

I'd say it was worth it, despite the humiliation. I don't what remember what I was laughing about, but it was obviously pretty hilarious.

~~Dirty~~ · 03-26-2011, 03:20 PM

Yesterday morning. Went to the cafe for breakfast before my classes. Got a plate of hash browns, eggs, and french toast. I didn't even put much syrup on the french toast, but it ran off the french toast and hit the hash browns, which served as a dam. The syrup couldn't get through and built up and eventually overflowed all over the left leg of my jeans while I was walking back to my seat. Solid.

GeddyBass2112 · 03-26-2011, 04:20 PM

Another one from my days as a church musician.

It was my first BIG performance infront of the whole church, and after setting-up, we'd gone to pray and get some breakfast before the service. Anyways, I'd brought a fairly low music stand for my bass to sit in, and so that there wouldn't be any screeching noises if the cable came out, turned the volume knob right down.

Shame I forgot this when I picked my bass up to play at the start of the service. I went THREE songs before realizing that I couldn't hear myself, before looking down and realizing the volume was off.

EvilChuck · 03-26-2011, 06:08 PM

I was playing basketball on the school playground (I have no idea why, I am rubbish at basketball and prefer football [soccer]). I was lining up a three point shot, and everyone started running away. I assumed some kids behind us were throwing stuff, and carried on playing. Then I felt something on my head, something which I assumed was food or drink from the kids behind us. I turned to see that the kids behind had already gone, so I put my hand to my head to see what had hit me when I realised it was the seagulls overhead that people were running from, and one had taken a dump on my head, and it was now on my hands as well. Luckily I shave my head and it cleaned off very easily.

I didnt make the shot, for those of you who are interested in that aspect of the story.

Burning Down · 03-26-2011, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

Funny burger king-related story. I was in there once with my girlfriend at the time and her 5/6/7/Idont****ingknow year old cousin. We were walking up the stairs to sit on the upper floor, when my girlfriend, somehow, managed to fall UP them holding a full tray of food. Takes a special person to manage that. I would have just stood there and laughed, if it wasnt for the fact the sloppy burger and coke she had dropped started falling down the stairs, and me having the misfortune of being behind her came into full contact with it. It all hit me so quick I didnt have time to alter my step, so I too fell UP the stairs (also holding a tray of food, you can probably imagine where that went) after sliding on a piece of soggy burger. Worst part was, as I fell I instictively grabbed her little cousin, who then proceeded in falling onto my girlfriend and crying his eyes out. We were about 7 steps down from the top floor, so various people could see the carnage. Those who couldnt see would have just heard a crash, followed by swearing, followed by crying. The little guy wouldnt stop wailing after that, and I had to walk around listening to him whilst nursing a gashed shin and clothing covered in Burger King. AND somebody had the cheek to ask me if I wanted his leftover chips once I'd finally managed to get up.

Genuinely one of the worst hours of my life.

Something similar happened to me in a McDonald's a few years ago. The worst part was that some gross guy offered me his half eaten burger.

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Originally Posted by Thom Yorke

Funny/humiliating thing happened to my brother and his friends when they were in high school. They were going to egg their high school late one friday night so they all gathered outside it. They were still waiting on one of their friends that actually had the eggs though. So eventually a cop drove up and started questioning them what they were doing and they just gave a bunch of excuses. While he was doing that their friend (he's this huge bloke that basically looks like a big idiot) comes out of the bushes with a few cartons of eggs. Funny thing was that the cop had a good sense of humour and said something along the lines of, "A little bit early for breakfast, isn't it?"

Did he by chance go to high school in North Toronto?

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Originally Posted by Dirty

Yesterday morning. Went to the cafe for breakfast before my classes. Got a plate of hash browns, eggs, and french toast. I didn't even put much syrup on the french toast, but it ran off the french toast and hit the hash browns, which served as a dam. The syrup couldn't get through and built up and eventually overflowed all over the left leg of my jeans while I was walking back to my seat. Solid.

Yeah that happened to me a few days ago with a salad. I had to go to class with raspberry vinaigrette all over my shirt

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03-25-2011, 03:56 AM	#174 (permalink)
Buzzov*en Anxiety Hangover Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Gardenia Posts: 501	At the time I was not humiliated since I was pretty much devistated with what happened between my ex girlfriend and myself, but when I look at how I was a wreck on the phone with her and how she must have planned the whole thing and was probably near the guy she went back to it must have been a laugh for them until I went from crying to enraged. I guess I wasn't humiliated since I am not worried how I was viewed especially now haha. That is the closest I came to being humiliated or at least the closest thing I can think of right now. __________________ Save the environment, shoot yourself in the head. And when there is no hope I'll smoke some crack I'll shoot some dope.

03-25-2011, 01:30 AM	#171 (permalink)
~~The Virgin~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cebu, Philippines Posts: 677	my most humiliating experience was back when i was like 7 or 8 y/o. my father forced me to give my snack to a girl and that i should say i love you to her. he thinks that by doing so, i can have an early relationship with that girl, sort of like infatuation thing. After i gave my snack to her, that's the first time i started viewing girls as very, very unattractive. and i honestly believe that it was the very experience that triggered why i became gay. it gave me trauma and i never looked at girls the same way again.

03-25-2011, 03:41 AM	#173 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	in my university days, I got the hots for this Chinese chick from Hong Kong one day I just couldn't stand it any longer and hit on her in a club, turns out she's lesbian, and her gf (who was much bigger than me and had muscles) threatened to kick the **** out of me naturally, I backed off, i don't fight women (except for mock fights)

03-26-2011, 03:06 PM	#175 (permalink)
Kaimon Talking Cactus Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Freebirds Posts: 201	There's been numerous times where I've pissed my pants from laughing too much when I was younger- all the way to age 10 or 11. Anyways, the most memorable ones that my friends tease my about sometimes is pissing myself in this creek and on this chair; both because I was dying of laughter. I'd say it was worth it, despite the humiliation. I don't what remember what I was laughing about, but it was obviously pretty hilarious.

03-26-2011, 03:20 PM	#176 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	Yesterday morning. Went to the cafe for breakfast before my classes. Got a plate of hash browns, eggs, and french toast. I didn't even put much syrup on the french toast, but it ran off the french toast and hit the hash browns, which served as a dam. The syrup couldn't get through and built up and eventually overflowed all over the left leg of my jeans while I was walking back to my seat. Solid.

03-26-2011, 04:20 PM	#177 (permalink)
GeddyBass2112 Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, UK Posts: 165	Another one from my days as a church musician. It was my first BIG performance infront of the whole church, and after setting-up, we'd gone to pray and get some breakfast before the service. Anyways, I'd brought a fairly low music stand for my bass to sit in, and so that there wouldn't be any screeching noises if the cable came out, turned the volume knob right down. Shame I forgot this when I picked my bass up to play at the start of the service. I went THREE songs before realizing that I couldn't hear myself, before looking down and realizing the volume was off.

03-26-2011, 06:08 PM	#178 (permalink)
EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	I was playing basketball on the school playground (I have no idea why, I am rubbish at basketball and prefer football [soccer]). I was lining up a three point shot, and everyone started running away. I assumed some kids behind us were throwing stuff, and carried on playing. Then I felt something on my head, something which I assumed was food or drink from the kids behind us. I turned to see that the kids behind had already gone, so I put my hand to my head to see what had hit me when I realised it was the seagulls overhead that people were running from, and one had taken a dump on my head, and it was now on my hands as well. Luckily I shave my head and it cleaned off very easily. I didnt make the shot, for those of you who are interested in that aspect of the story.

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