Release Of Sexual Tension Thread
 

Dunno if we've had one of these - am I allowed to start saying "we" yet? When is my temporary observation period over with? Anyhoo. Let's all become closer by revealing our deepest, darkest fantasies...

Mine is pretty simple - I am a man of simple pleasures...

Hot Air Balloon sex. I would love to make love in a hot air balloon over... Ireland, or somewhere else very, very green (New Zealand, perhaps?) But not only in an air balloon - I would be wearing a WWI fighter pilot outfit and my buxom beauty would be wearing a nurses outfit!

And I wish I was kidding...

Your turns!

the way things have been going for me lately any lovein would be a true fantasy.
but mine right now might be something like, (girl come`s over and lets me)

sad but true

in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil

heh, that would be cool................................and messy

I would like to put all the people I truly hate, in a barn and burn the bastards alive. If your thinking this has nothing to do with releasing sexual tension...think again.

Also, an all over fanny (English defination of the word applies here) massage by two Thai chicks, with lashings of baby oil... would do nicely. :D

^sign me up for one of those too




With "happy ending" of course http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

That's a little disturbing.

I think mine'd be...to go to my ex's school and bend her over in the courtyard with a megaphone and video camera.

sounds a little like a future serial killer :laughing:

mine sexually would have to be: = normaly girly thing.
me and the one i'm with out caught in the rain.. finding an old cabin.. going in it lighting a fire, and some candles.. cuddling and making love on the floor in front of the fire place. :love:

and

having my guy tell me for the first time that he loves me and actually mean it, unlike every guy in my past. then having hot and heavey sex. :laughing:

Awww EIMP that is so sweet :love:

Love in an elevator

Livin it up when I'm goin down

haha good one.

Well, I just want to sleep with as many bands as possible. When I'm 'legal', of course ;)

Chocolate , champagne , ice cream, posh hotel room. all weekend

Basically my 25th birthday all over again :D

God I was sore for days afterwards

mmm let me think
i dont think i have any really elaborate fantasies
just the actual falling in love & being with that person is enough for me, if it ever happens
& i ALWAYS have a particular guy in mind
thats normal...right?

space

?

In space, nobody can hear you moan.

In space, there is no gravity.

So you can splosh people from light years away (asteroids allowing).

We fought to the death, you're in.

Chains, whips, PVC/Latex/Leather paddles, handcuffs, blindfolds, dingey cellars, two lesbians with the word "master" always on their tongue and a video camera.


I'm so vanilla :(

Excellent! What's your kid's favorite Stripes song? Furthermore, you like the Raconteurs?

Well I guess the Stripes do release some tension, I don't know if its Sexual, but "Ball and Biscut" certain knows sexual tension.

Its either "Denial Twist" or "Hello Operator", and I've only heard the racontours (sp?) single which I thought could have had an extra couplet before the dive into each stanza at the begining. They seem to dive bomb for it, but all in all its ok. No WS though.

ON A FERRIS WHEEL!!

thats my life long dream...to be raped on a ferris wheel

and to have sex with spida-man!
think about it... sex on the ceiling!!

what if you fall?`

thats half the fun

"Why are you in a body cast?"
"Oh, I was just fucking"

sex in the mall bathroom
sex in any bathroom
kitchen table, and or counter :love:
on the swings in a play ground
on a beach.. and in a boat
in a parked car in a busy area.. where people can maybe catch us
sex while driving, or something sexual while driving
sex standing up, while leaning on wall.... all hot and sweaty... intense and surprising :)
sex on the hood of the a car
*cough*sex now!*cough*
sex in my swimming pool in the day


all i can think of right now.

Jesus, thats almost 2 weeks worth of material there.

2 weeks maybe.. depends how often you want to do them. If i was do those types of things often i would rather spread it out.. like do something like that only two times a month and have them surprings, not planned. Keep the sex interesting. :beer:

a day for me :D

aha thatd be awesome!
& its always been a dream of mine to get the infamous spiderman upside down kiss
:love:

Aww poor boy.

You forgot to add...
On a boat at the beach, during lunch.
In the stands at a school rally.
In the hallways, right before a class change.
In the locker room during a football game.
In the back of a moving truck.

All much fun! Makes it more interesting when there's a chance of you getting caught.

:( well non of those can really happen for me, I'm not in school and neither is my sweetie..

So?

I do believe my form tutor ****ed the geography teacher in the store room when they had free periods... they were in school

Mastubating is a good way to release sexual tension if you arn't keen for casual.

Hmmmm...50 cool points.

But then you get friction burns :(

Lube it up! Hell, go cheap, use baby oil.

I don't :)

^shut up you have a pussy you're not allowed to talk about masterbating unless it is indebth and you have to be masterbating while talking about it. It's a natural law put in place by God it was the 11th commandment but they don't talk about it.