Release Of Sexual Tension Thread (country, The Police, American, quote)

Raine · 07-26-2006, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

If you were involved I imagine they would have to be too

You sound lonely.
We could always make this a fivesome.
The more the merrier.
And in this case messier as well.

DearJenny · 07-26-2006, 01:29 PM

lol. Somebody once said "sex is only dirty if its done right." Forget who it was, but he had the right idea.

Spike*Spiegel · 07-26-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

If you were involved I imagine they would have to be too

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i love you

Raine · 07-26-2006, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX

lol. Somebody once said "sex is only dirty if its done right." Forget who it was, but he had the right idea.

"Whatever else can be said of sex, you can never call it a dignified act"

LucienAD · 07-28-2006, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

haha good one.

Well, I just want to sleep with as many bands as possible. When I'm 'legal', of course

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bla...wsitemID=33428

Didnt Stop Him.

Raine · 08-02-2006, 10:40 AM

As of lastnight I had this thought that my boyfriend's need for sex in comparison to my own may be dwindling because of his age. Or rather I fear that because he is older than me he will lose the craving for sex sooner than I if at all. And so with that thought in mind, here's a list of fantasies I'd like to be perform (that are definitely doable) by the time I am 52 since I think that at that age I might not be too picky about who I screw but I might be a little turned off by the fact that my boyfriend will then be in his sixties and most likely wrinkly.

1) I'd like to go camping. Upon exiting the car, I'd like to be tackled and have sex right there on the dirt ground. That we could do sometime this week actually.

2) Inside one of the dressing rooms at Victoria's Secret. It's doable, but risky and I happen to like my Victoria's Secret membership. (but sex will be well worth it. or so i keep telling myself)

3) In Exton, PA where there are numerous dirt roads and rather dimly lit roads at night. I'd like to pull over and have sex on the side of the road. Something about the sound of 18 wheelers and other vehicles passing up by (partially because they can't see us), and the smells of motor oil and soft dirt all around us definitely appeals to me.

4) I still have my sights on sneaking into a carnival and getting on the ferris wheel and having sex there at the highest point. Although I'd never force my boyfriend to do that as he clings firmly to the belief that being that high up off God had better give him the ability to fly.

5) I'd defintiely like to take him to japan, get him on a canoe, and go maybe half a mile off the coast and have sex as the sun is setting. Of couse we'd have to do this before winter and immediately after the rainy season. This we could do within the next three weeks.

6) Maybe tonight I could do a table top dance routine in next to nothing and seduce him. Although I imagine that after the weekend past any more suprises of this nature and he'll be a well seasoned sex fiend. And that's not good granted I'm already a sex fiend.

7) In an elevator. Granted it's been done before, and we've done this before. But still I like doing it. Although I imagine I have lost my nerve to do this as I am no longer as young as I used to be and I think I'd be a little embarassed if we were discovered.

8) I'd like to buy a bunch of different scented oils and have him come home from work one day or even out from playing basketball and be able to get him in the shower and out as quickly as possible and just rub his back with lots of loving tender kindness. This isn't much of a fantasy. Just something I want to do in the near future.

9) This next one involves whipped cream, blueberries, and a ton of sugar. Although I imagine being sticky and such might make too much of a distraction and keep me from my real goal which is to have wild hot monkey sex. Although we've sone similar things before. . . just I want it to be perfectly planned this time.

10) Barcelona or Cadiz has the perfect setting for this one. Lots of palm trees, soft, white ground and lots of fun in the sun. Although I imagine that would have to wait til either december or most likely the spring of next year as school is about to start and December isn't the best time for me to go to Spain.

11) and lastly. On the roof of a really tall building while it's raining buckets. It's gotta be raining so hard tat there are flood warnings. Although while this is definitely possible to be do within say the next year or so, I can't imagine rob wanting to do this. Simply because his desire for sex doesn't override his ability to know that really bad rain storms are dangerous and we shouldn't be having sex at a time like that. Least of all at the top of a building.

Mama Booze · 08-02-2006, 10:44 AM

Well if you've ever seen Dirty Dancing there is this song playing called "Don't You Feel Like Crying" by Solomon Burke and they are like slow dancing to it and it's really romantic and the lighting is like perfect and then you know it get's very dark and they're on the bed...it's so sweet. I want that.

Raine · 08-02-2006, 12:37 PM

I'm still making a list of things i'd like to do with my boyfriend before I turn 52.
To add to the list I've started:

1) a trip to hawaii. Sex on the the beach when the tides are up and it's just turned to dusk.

2) I've never had a candle lit dinner before but now seems to be the time to think about putting some consideration into it. So eat one the table and f*ck underneathe it. I guess I should think this through more fully so if i hate it I the idea of candle lit dinners after this at least I can say I tried it. Chicken marasala, potato salad, white wine or skyy, peach cobbler and stuffed peppers and stuffed shrimp. I imagine I'll probably wear either a red or black dress. And I really don't are too much baout what rob is wearing since it's only gonna come off anyway

3) I've never been to fond of the thought of sex in a public rest room and people who suggest this are either desperate or freaky. Not encesarily horny and a fiend for sex. But I would like to have sex in say the back of a independent book store. I imagine that after the first orgasm I'd probably try and quote something outa Castaneda or Poe or something like that.

4) The thought of sex in an alley doesn't appeal to me either but on a fire escape, that I'd do.

5) and rob has never mentioned this and I've never had the desire to do this but if he ever asked to video tape us in the act, I'd say no but suggest having sex in front of a mirror.

6) and since rob likes it rough I imagine that immediately after one of my soccer games or basketball games we could do it under the bleachers with the sounds of school related people screaming and shouting either because of our victory or booing and arguing because we lost. Either or we could definitely still do it under the bleachers. Although I imagine I'd rather do it after a soccer game because the chances of us getting caught are slimmer.

7) I'd like for rob to just one day come home overly horny (which has happened before) and just taking his time with things. "Good things come to those that wait" "Those who wait come good"

Granted we've done this before, but not recently.

And I'll be back to add to this ever growing list

Alo · 08-02-2006, 02:24 PM

Mhhh, I knew Raine would be the main poster in this thread! xD

DontRunMeOver · 08-02-2006, 02:37 PM

Raine, if your boyfriend was ever caught having sex with you in public, couldn't he be prosecuted for unlawful sexual conduct with a minor? (you're not 17 yet, right?)

07-26-2006, 01:29 PM	#92 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	lol. Somebody once said "sex is only dirty if its done right." Forget who it was, but he had the right idea. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

08-02-2006, 10:40 AM	#96 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	As of lastnight I had this thought that my boyfriend's need for sex in comparison to my own may be dwindling because of his age. Or rather I fear that because he is older than me he will lose the craving for sex sooner than I if at all. And so with that thought in mind, here's a list of fantasies I'd like to be perform (that are definitely doable) by the time I am 52 since I think that at that age I might not be too picky about who I screw but I might be a little turned off by the fact that my boyfriend will then be in his sixties and most likely wrinkly. 1) I'd like to go camping. Upon exiting the car, I'd like to be tackled and have sex right there on the dirt ground. That we could do sometime this week actually. 2) Inside one of the dressing rooms at Victoria's Secret. It's doable, but risky and I happen to like my Victoria's Secret membership. (but sex will be well worth it. or so i keep telling myself) 3) In Exton, PA where there are numerous dirt roads and rather dimly lit roads at night. I'd like to pull over and have sex on the side of the road. Something about the sound of 18 wheelers and other vehicles passing up by (partially because they can't see us), and the smells of motor oil and soft dirt all around us definitely appeals to me. 4) I still have my sights on sneaking into a carnival and getting on the ferris wheel and having sex there at the highest point. Although I'd never force my boyfriend to do that as he clings firmly to the belief that being that high up off God had better give him the ability to fly. 5) I'd defintiely like to take him to japan, get him on a canoe, and go maybe half a mile off the coast and have sex as the sun is setting. Of couse we'd have to do this before winter and immediately after the rainy season. This we could do within the next three weeks. 6) Maybe tonight I could do a table top dance routine in next to nothing and seduce him. Although I imagine that after the weekend past any more suprises of this nature and he'll be a well seasoned sex fiend. And that's not good granted I'm already a sex fiend. 7) In an elevator. Granted it's been done before, and we've done this before. But still I like doing it. Although I imagine I have lost my nerve to do this as I am no longer as young as I used to be and I think I'd be a little embarassed if we were discovered. 8) I'd like to buy a bunch of different scented oils and have him come home from work one day or even out from playing basketball and be able to get him in the shower and out as quickly as possible and just rub his back with lots of loving tender kindness. This isn't much of a fantasy. Just something I want to do in the near future. 9) This next one involves whipped cream, blueberries, and a ton of sugar. Although I imagine being sticky and such might make too much of a distraction and keep me from my real goal which is to have wild hot monkey sex. Although we've sone similar things before. . . just I want it to be perfectly planned this time. 10) Barcelona or Cadiz has the perfect setting for this one. Lots of palm trees, soft, white ground and lots of fun in the sun. Although I imagine that would have to wait til either december or most likely the spring of next year as school is about to start and December isn't the best time for me to go to Spain. 11) and lastly. On the roof of a really tall building while it's raining buckets. It's gotta be raining so hard tat there are flood warnings. Although while this is definitely possible to be do within say the next year or so, I can't imagine rob wanting to do this. Simply because his desire for sex doesn't override his ability to know that really bad rain storms are dangerous and we shouldn't be having sex at a time like that. Least of all at the top of a building. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

08-02-2006, 12:37 PM	#98 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	I'm still making a list of things i'd like to do with my boyfriend before I turn 52. To add to the list I've started: 1) a trip to hawaii. Sex on the the beach when the tides are up and it's just turned to dusk. 2) I've never had a candle lit dinner before but now seems to be the time to think about putting some consideration into it. So eat one the table and f*ck underneathe it. I guess I should think this through more fully so if i hate it I the idea of candle lit dinners after this at least I can say I tried it. Chicken marasala, potato salad, white wine or skyy, peach cobbler and stuffed peppers and stuffed shrimp. I imagine I'll probably wear either a red or black dress. And I really don't are too much baout what rob is wearing since it's only gonna come off anyway 3) I've never been to fond of the thought of sex in a public rest room and people who suggest this are either desperate or freaky. Not encesarily horny and a fiend for sex. But I would like to have sex in say the back of a independent book store. I imagine that after the first orgasm I'd probably try and quote something outa Castaneda or Poe or something like that. 4) The thought of sex in an alley doesn't appeal to me either but on a fire escape, that I'd do. 5) and rob has never mentioned this and I've never had the desire to do this but if he ever asked to video tape us in the act, I'd say no but suggest having sex in front of a mirror. 6) and since rob likes it rough I imagine that immediately after one of my soccer games or basketball games we could do it under the bleachers with the sounds of school related people screaming and shouting either because of our victory or booing and arguing because we lost. Either or we could definitely still do it under the bleachers. Although I imagine I'd rather do it after a soccer game because the chances of us getting caught are slimmer. 7) I'd like for rob to just one day come home overly horny (which has happened before) and just taking his time with things. "Good things come to those that wait" "Those who wait come good" Granted we've done this before, but not recently. And I'll be back to add to this ever growing list __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

08-02-2006, 02:24 PM	#99 (permalink)
Alo Scarf Join Date: May 2006 Location: Brighton, UK Posts: 715	Mhhh, I knew Raine would be the main poster in this thread! xD __________________ I rocked my shoelaces untied

08-02-2006, 10:44 AM	#97 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 366	Well if you've ever seen Dirty Dancing there is this song playing called "Don't You Feel Like Crying" by Solomon Burke and they are like slow dancing to it and it's really romantic and the lighting is like perfect and then you know it get's very dark and they're on the bed...it's so sweet. I want that.