Release Of Sexual Tension Thread (house, member, quote)

Frances · 05-16-2006, 10:17 AM

In Beechworth Aus there was a guy called Max the Vax Cause apparently he popped the veins in his c*** with a vacuum!

Doc.DGAF · 05-16-2006, 11:55 AM

^Take it easy Max.

Here, this will calm you down. Might as well light that cigarette now...

CLICK HERE DINGLE-NUT!

Barnard17 · 05-16-2006, 12:09 PM

Well, that was interesting. Doc. Have you EVER made a coherent post?

Doc.DGAF · 05-16-2006, 12:12 PM

Ummmmm, no.

Did you actually watch that video?

PS-210+ posts and every one just as nonsensical (oh yeah, big word!) and wacked out as the rest!

Barnard17 · 05-17-2006, 04:47 PM

When I click the link it has a video opened with 1 minute and 9 seconds of a black screen reading "This person only claims to be Beetlejuice. He is a lying pierce of [expleted] that has to lie in order to meet [though I think this should read "meat"] girls. For the real Beetlejuice, visit JollyDwarf.com and tell this lying scumbag what a piece of [expleted] [expleted] he is!" I've censored it for you.

Doc.DGAF · 05-17-2006, 06:25 PM

Got ya' goin' though didn't it.

riseagainstrocks · 05-17-2006, 07:49 PM

...this thread is...

well i'm not quite sure what. I'm still a virgin so the old school fantasies still apply to me I guess.

1. actually having sex
2. the sex NOT being awkward
3. THREESOME!!

Doc.DGAF · 05-17-2006, 07:59 PM

Whoa! How young are you!?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-17-2006, 11:47 PM

He's 17 I think, and why woah? Most of my mates are virgins and they are 18-20.

Doc.DGAF · 05-18-2006, 07:59 AM

I only know about a handful of 'em over 14!

05-16-2006, 11:55 AM	#62 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	^Take it easy Max. Here, this will calm you down. Might as well light that cigarette now... CLICK HERE DINGLE-NUT! __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

05-16-2006, 12:09 PM	#63 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Well, that was interesting. Doc. Have you EVER made a coherent post? __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

05-16-2006, 12:12 PM	#64 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	Ummmmm, no. Did you actually watch that video? PS-210+ posts and every one just as nonsensical (oh yeah, big word!) and wacked out as the rest! __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

05-17-2006, 04:47 PM	#65 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	When I click the link it has a video opened with 1 minute and 9 seconds of a black screen reading "This person only claims to be Beetlejuice. He is a lying pierce of [expleted] that has to lie in order to meet [though I think this should read "meat"] girls. For the real Beetlejuice, visit JollyDwarf.com and tell this lying scumbag what a piece of [expleted] [expleted] he is!" I've censored it for you. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

05-17-2006, 06:25 PM	#66 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	Got ya' goin' though didn't it. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

05-17-2006, 07:49 PM	#67 (permalink)
riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DC Posts: 3,320	...this thread is... well i'm not quite sure what. I'm still a virgin so the old school fantasies still apply to me I guess. 1. actually having sex 2. the sex NOT being awkward 3. THREESOME!! __________________ One note timeless, came out of nowhere...

05-17-2006, 07:59 PM	#68 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	Whoa! How young are you!? __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

05-17-2006, 11:47 PM	#69 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	He's 17 I think, and why woah? Most of my mates are virgins and they are 18-20. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-18-2006, 07:59 AM	#70 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	I only know about a handful of 'em over 14! __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney