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Old 05-15-2006, 01:42 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2006, 01:48 PM   #52 (permalink)
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A lad at work once recommended/admitted that he used to slam his wardrobe door on his todger, at the point of climax.

He's never been allowed to live it down.
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Old 05-15-2006, 02:01 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:14 PM   #54 (permalink)
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A lad at work once recommended/admitted that he used to slam his wardrobe door on his todger, at the point of climax.

He's never been allowed to live it down.


How many stitches did it take to sew it back on?
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:24 PM   #55 (permalink)
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How many stitches did it take to sew it back on?
I don't think he actually slammed the door shut on it, more of a repeated slamming action.

I remember the conversation clearly. He obviously didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

I still work with this guy and he's now known as "Wardrobe Mike".
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:27 PM   #56 (permalink)
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I used to work with a nurse.

She told me that one guy I used to go to school with came to hospital with his hand glued to his cock.Apparently he`d been glue sniffing & decided to have a wank afterwards
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Old 05-15-2006, 04:29 PM   #57 (permalink)
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I used to work with a nurse.

She told me that one guy I used to go to school with came to hospital with his hand glued to his cock.Apparently he`d been glue sniffing & decided to have a wank afterwards
there was a guy by me who used to clean elephant cages, one day he slipped on some elephant turd, whilst unconscious the elephant shat on his face and left him oxygen deprived, it killed him, was in the papers and everything.

this has no relevance in conjunction with the thread, but it was a cool story and it really happened.
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there was a guy by me who used to clean elephant cages, one day he slipped on some elephant turd, whilst unconscious the elephant shat on his face and left him oxygen deprived, it killed him, was in the papers and everything.

this has no relevance in conjunction with the thread, but it was a cool story and it really happened.
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I used to work with a nurse.
I used to have a thing for nurses. Not sure why, 12+ hospital trips later it wore off.
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