on the sofa after watching either pirates of the caribbean or lord of the rings: the two towers

Motherfvcking revival by the mother of my children, YES!

... scariest thing i've heard so far

i had a friend to tell me i really need to get laid, it my change the serious attitude i get from time to time....

thing is, they said they were only joking...

I hate bad sex. Severe case of it today. I'm too damn hot I guess. :')

I hate dry sex. I bleed. Ouch. Happened more than once.
edit: sorry bout TMI

What you all need is some good ol' lesbian sex. *nods*

I fucking hate this thread.

Why? you getting none Ethan?

No because people bitching about their sex lives and what they want is pathetic and disgusting.

You are not getting none then...