make a delivery for pizza. someone'll be knocking in about 45 minutes.

There is not pizza delivery here..

Now do you see why I am frustrated...

no.

there must be stores in your area.
visit one ask to see what they have in stock in the back room. be a tad forceful if necessary. maybe show a little skin.

and your in.
or rather he's in :laughing:

I think I will dress up, watch myself undress, watch porn...

you fail

^^ at what?

Life. Once again

My member throbs whenever I read this thread.

I thought you'd ****ed off to leave us in peace? Stick to your word.

^^ I second that motion.

on the sofa after watching either pirates of the caribbean or lord of the rings: the two towers

Motherfvcking revival by the mother of my children, YES!

... scariest thing i've heard so far

i had a friend to tell me i really need to get laid, it my change the serious attitude i get from time to time....

thing is, they said they were only joking...

I hate bad sex. Severe case of it today. I'm too damn hot I guess. :')

I hate dry sex. I bleed. Ouch. Happened more than once.
edit: sorry bout TMI

What you all need is some good ol' lesbian sex. *nods*

I fucking hate this thread.

Why? you getting none Ethan?

No because people bitching about their sex lives and what they want is pathetic and disgusting.

You are not getting none then...

technically when you say "you are not getting none then" you're saying he gets some... just sayin. and dont comment on me because i dont get any...not a surprise i can presume

pssh
all you need if your right hand foo!

I thought for it to be a double negative, the two negatives have to come before the verb or w/e.

that reminded me of this video

Derrick » Blow Job Girl

not porn, just absolutely hilarious

but in most states, the person consenting can have sex with someone (i think 4) years older than them and its legal.


so you cant have sex with a 40 yr old.

this was def a reply to a post tha ti forgot to quote. =/

Hahaha, who resurrected this thread?

having my significant other wear a kippah is a turn on.

So anyway,
She says "she doesn't feel like it"
She hasn't felt like it for like two months.
Damn my sex life....