Batman vs. Spiderman
 

Since my "Ninjas vs. Pirates" thread spawned some controversey let's try this....

Who would win in a city wide war? Batman-the original American ninja or Spiderman-petophile in tights?
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It all depends on what we are talking about. Is it Comic book Batman? Michael Keaton Batman? Val Kilmer Batman? George Clooney Batman? Christian Bale Batman? Adam West Batman?

The Amazing Spiderman? Ultimate Spiderman? Toby McGuire Spiderman?

I will need these questions answered in order to determine who will emerge victorious!! http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...mpslap/up3.gif

Why is Spiderman a pedophile?

who cares?
superman would whoop both their butts any day
:)

w00t go Supes!

Superman is the worst superhero......................................... .EVER!!!!

riiiight
cuz i think wed all rather see some dude with a bat mask driving around in a gay ass car than seeing a dude FLY
come on, superman pwns all

not even close...............stay on topic!!! http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...lap/abbath.gif new black metal smileys.................heh heh!!

^ omfg omfg omfg give me those

hey i am on topic!
the transportation of superheros is involved here
& id rather see some spectacular flying dude that somebody who hangs from a string or drives a hunk of junk car
PLUS
batman & spiderman are mortal men who can grow old & die or get killed
superman can only die if you give him kryptonite
& another plus
tom welling is MUCH hotter than any other batman/spiderman dudes out there
...NOW im getting off topic...
:(

Just steal em' from me

fine will do

heh thats what i did, ive got a couple saved to my computer
i specially like the puke one
:D

I got the full KISS line up as well

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Yer welcum Twat-Teeth http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

i have that one saved too^
ahem
yes superman pwns all
*tries to stay on topic*

no no no u know aquaman is

Burntface could whip both their arses

what about the flash dude he flashes people

sorry, that one is trademarked http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

What about Arseface??

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Exactly, wouldn't be much of a match.

MURDER JUNKIE(haha, I almost called you MJ!), I'm going with Christian Bale(he was an axe swingin' psycho! What's not to like!?) and The Amazing Spiderman.

Spidey's a kiddie-f***er due to the costume, the c*m blasters he swings from and his creepy habit of always being shown saving the little kids instead of the bitches like Batman and Superman!

PS-I can almost guarantee that a pothead thought up Superman's background, red sunlight=growlights, bright color tights=just trippy lookin', kryptonite=super dope. Hmmmmm....blunt time!

clearly Spiderman.

MJ is cool, its kinda long to type.

I do love Spiderman, but Chrisian Bale Batman is BADASS!!

I'm gonna have to think about this one over a KOOL or two

****, any Batman villain would blow Spiderman's brains out! Could you imagine if Scarface got ahold of Spiderman!? He'd flip on it and go..."F**K it! You're too funny lookin' to let go!" and BANG! It's over. No melodramatic bull.

That has nothing to do with it. Its spiderman vs. batman not spiderman vs scarface.

Spiderman, all he would have to do is land one punch and his super strength would do the rest. Duh.

spiderman would win but, batman has cooler movies, comics, and cartoon. Spiderman has super powers while batman is just a rich guy who makes the decision completely on his own and that's why batman is cooler than any other superhero, who cares who would win batman owns.

i think spiderman...i freakin know someone who we all think is spiderman...he's very sleuthy(word?)

Spiderman fo sho'.

I`d happily nuke both of them & save the world of them & their shitty sequels clogging up the cinema

Spiderman seems like such a pansy but Batman is mere mortal with no godly powers. They're both useless.

But Spiderman wins by way of his red and blue suit. I like the colours.

Batman's theme tune is dull.
Spiderman's on the other hand...is ace.

haha you said ace. Although Freakazoid would pwn them both.

Anyone who has said ANYTHING negative about Batman desperately needs to read Frank Miller's Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. It not only makes Spiderman look like a complete panzy by comparison, but it shows that Superman is just a worthless tool.

That's my nerd moment of the day. Seriously though, read it. Great comic.

Even though Spiderman is stronger and would probably kick Batman's ass with one punch (since, as the nice guy he is, he pulls his punches, but in this case he wouldn't), Batman is still cooler because he's smarter and he chose his path in life, unlike Peter Parker's lame ass who just accidentally happened to gain superpowers.

But most importantly, Cyborg Superman owns all.

I stopped buying comics when they hit .35. LOL.

I always thought Spidey was cooler, but Batman had the cooler gadgets. The most interesting thing about either was was their arch enemies, anyway.

I like Batman better because he has cooler stories, better enemies like the Joker and the Penguin guy. Plus Catwomen and Poisen Ivy are just hot.

Well, I'm fairly certain Poison Ivy was created for the movie.

Let's see...Arch Enemies

Batman

Mr. Freeze
Catwoman
The Penguin
The Joker
The Riddler


Spiderman:

Mysterio
The Rhino
Doc Octopus
The Green Goblin
Electro


Those are five each off the top of my head. I think Spidey had better villians. Wallopin' Websnappers!!!

I'm leaning towards liking Spiderman better. Wow, this thread has taken me way back. Thanks!!

Batwoman Of Course
 

Batwoman would carry the spiderman ur talking about to another planet and then she would get the batmobile and and get the joker by the nuts and batman can relax a little for awhile instead this time.