Doc.DGAF

Exactly, wouldn't be much of a match.

MURDER JUNKIE(haha, I almost called you MJ!), I'm going with Christian Bale(he was an axe swingin' psycho! What's not to like!?) and The Amazing Spiderman.

Spidey's a kiddie-f***er due to the costume, the c*m blasters he swings from and his creepy habit of always being shown saving the little kids instead of the bitches like Batman and Superman!

PS-I can almost guarantee that a pothead thought up Superman's background, red sunlight=growlights, bright color tights=just trippy lookin', kryptonite=super dope. Hmmmmm....blunt time!

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