Batman vs. Spiderman (albums, quote, memories)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-27-2006, 05:23 PM

I`d happily nuke both of them & save the world of them & their shitty sequels clogging up the cinema

Merkaba · 04-27-2006, 05:35 PM

Spiderman seems like such a pansy but Batman is mere mortal with no godly powers. They're both useless.

But Spiderman wins by way of his red and blue suit. I like the colours.

right-track · 04-27-2006, 05:39 PM

Batman's theme tune is dull.
Spiderman's on the other hand...is ace.

mosesandtherubberducky · 04-27-2006, 06:27 PM

haha you said ace. Although Freakazoid would pwn them both.

cardboard adolescent · 04-27-2006, 06:55 PM

Anyone who has said ANYTHING negative about Batman desperately needs to read Frank Miller's Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. It not only makes Spiderman look like a complete panzy by comparison, but it shows that Superman is just a worthless tool.

That's my nerd moment of the day. Seriously though, read it. Great comic.

Slowhand · 04-27-2006, 08:11 PM

Even though Spiderman is stronger and would probably kick Batman's ass with one punch (since, as the nice guy he is, he pulls his punches, but in this case he wouldn't), Batman is still cooler because he's smarter and he chose his path in life, unlike Peter Parker's lame ass who just accidentally happened to gain superpowers.

But most importantly, Cyborg Superman owns all.

jr. · 04-28-2006, 01:27 AM

I stopped buying comics when they hit .35. LOL.

I always thought Spidey was cooler, but Batman had the cooler gadgets. The most interesting thing about either was was their arch enemies, anyway.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-28-2006, 01:34 AM

I like Batman better because he has cooler stories, better enemies like the Joker and the Penguin guy. Plus Catwomen and Poisen Ivy are just hot.

jr. · 04-28-2006, 01:38 AM

Well, I'm fairly certain Poison Ivy was created for the movie.

Let's see...Arch Enemies

Batman

Mr. Freeze
Catwoman
The Penguin
The Joker
The Riddler

Spiderman:

Mysterio
The Rhino
Doc Octopus
The Green Goblin
Electro

Those are five each off the top of my head. I think Spidey had better villians. Wallopin' Websnappers!!!

I'm leaning towards liking Spiderman better. Wow, this thread has taken me way back. Thanks!!

RocksyM · 04-28-2006, 02:59 AM

Batwoman would carry the spiderman ur talking about to another planet and then she would get the batmobile and and get the joker by the nuts and batman can relax a little for awhile instead this time.

04-27-2006, 05:23 PM	#31 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I`d happily nuke both of them & save the world of them & their shitty sequels clogging up the cinema __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

04-27-2006, 05:35 PM	#32 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	Spiderman seems like such a pansy but Batman is mere mortal with no godly powers. They're both useless. But Spiderman wins by way of his red and blue suit. I like the colours. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

04-27-2006, 06:27 PM	#34 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	haha you said ace. Although Freakazoid would pwn them both. __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

04-27-2006, 08:11 PM	#36 (permalink)
Slowhand Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 48	Even though Spiderman is stronger and would probably kick Batman's ass with one punch (since, as the nice guy he is, he pulls his punches, but in this case he wouldn't), Batman is still cooler because he's smarter and he chose his path in life, unlike Peter Parker's lame ass who just accidentally happened to gain superpowers. But most importantly, Cyborg Superman owns all. __________________ Mitch Hedberg rules. Slowhand's Poemy Pothole

04-28-2006, 01:27 AM	#37 (permalink)
jr. Seeker of Peace Join Date: May 2005 Location: Newark, De. Posts: 341	I stopped buying comics when they hit .35. LOL. I always thought Spidey was cooler, but Batman had the cooler gadgets. The most interesting thing about either was was their arch enemies, anyway. __________________ Be strong then, and enter into your own body; there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir

04-27-2006, 05:39 PM	#33 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Batman's theme tune is dull. Spiderman's on the other hand...is ace.

04-27-2006, 06:55 PM	#35 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	Anyone who has said ANYTHING negative about Batman desperately needs to read Frank Miller's Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. It not only makes Spiderman look like a complete panzy by comparison, but it shows that Superman is just a worthless tool. That's my nerd moment of the day. Seriously though, read it. Great comic.

04-28-2006, 01:34 AM	#38 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I like Batman better because he has cooler stories, better enemies like the Joker and the Penguin guy. Plus Catwomen and Poisen Ivy are just hot. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

04-28-2006, 01:38 AM	#39 (permalink)
jr. Seeker of Peace Join Date: May 2005 Location: Newark, De. Posts: 341	Well, I'm fairly certain Poison Ivy was created for the movie. Let's see...Arch Enemies Batman Mr. Freeze Catwoman The Penguin The Joker The Riddler Spiderman: Mysterio The Rhino Doc Octopus The Green Goblin Electro Those are five each off the top of my head. I think Spidey had better villians. Wallopin' Websnappers!!! I'm leaning towards liking Spiderman better. Wow, this thread has taken me way back. Thanks!! __________________ Be strong then, and enter into your own body; there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir

04-28-2006, 02:59 AM	#40 (permalink)
RocksyM Groupie Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 21	Batwoman Of Course Batwoman would carry the spiderman ur talking about to another planet and then she would get the batmobile and and get the joker by the nuts and batman can relax a little for awhile instead this time.