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right-track 04-29-2006 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by adidasss
thanks for the compliment, although it would have been even better if you hadn't added "for it being your second language"...i'm looking to speak english as well as any of you fellas ( and no, spelling doesn't count )....:)

and i know you won't believe this, but in Croatia, we speak.....brace yourself.......croatian.....i know...sounds weird doesn't it? ;)
I remember you saying, that you spoke with a fake American accent...very uncool.
Now if you spoke English with a regional English accent, slang included...

adidasss 04-29-2006 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by right-track
I remember you saying, that you spoke with a fake American accent...very uncool.
Now if you spoke English with a regional English accent, slang included...
yeah, sadly i'm stuck with the american accent, but recently i've started toying with an english accent...it sucks balls of course, but me sis and i find it funneh....i've also noticed that when i speak to an english person i tend to do the english accent in me head...i get a kick out of it...

Mama Booze 04-29-2006 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by adidasss
thanks for the compliment, although it would have been even better if you hadn't added "for it being your second language"...i'm looking to speak english as well as any of you fellas ( and no, spelling doesn't count )....:)

and i know you won't believe this, but in Croatia, we speak.....brace yourself.......croatian.....i know...sounds weird doesn't it?;)


you're 12, you're not supposed to be interested in sex period.
key word there is supposed.


I'm smarter than the average bear.

right-track 04-29-2006 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by adidasss
yeah, sadly i'm stuck with the american accent, but recently i've started toying with an english accent...it sucks balls of course, but me sis and i find it funneh....i've also noticed that when i speak to an english person i tend to do the english accent in me head...i get a kick out of it...
But what kind of English accent are you toying with?
If it's upper class, fine. Middle class very uncool. A working class accent would be hilarious, especially coming from a Croatian. Cockney perhaps...

Cheese 04-29-2006 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze
key word there is supposed.


I'm smarter than the average bear.
Christ on a cracker! Sex was the last thing i was interested in when I was 12.

Hell, today at 35 it's still the last thing I'm interested in.

adidasss 04-29-2006 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by right-track
But what kind of English accent are you toying with?
If it's upper class, fine. Middle class very uncool. A working class accent would be hilarious, especially coming from a Croatian. Cockney perhaps...
cockney i suppose ...:) although i must admit, the manc accent is hilarious, i wish i could do that one...not to mention the liverpool accent...hehehe
as far as upper class i wish i could speak like that all the time...it flows very smoothly...but i can't even imitate that...

right-track 04-29-2006 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by adidasss
cockney i suppose ...:) although i must admit, the manc accent is hilarious, i wish i could do that one...not to mention the liverpool accent...hehehe
as far as upper class i wish i could speak like that all the time...it flows very smoothly...but i can't even imitate that...
The Liverpool accent is fine, especially if you want to rob defenceless old granny's and you have a ton of flem you need to bring up.
The Manc accent has flat vowels. I'm not happy with the way I sound when I talk, mainly because as soon as I open my mouth (outside of Manchester) I know I am being pre-judged.
Go with the Cockney accent. Haha a chirpy, crafty Cockney Croatian...hilarious.:laughing:

tdoc210 04-29-2006 01:00 PM
i purpsefully talk in some odd accent i made up

swim 04-29-2006 01:18 PM
Tidewater accents make me laugh. It's scottish/english/country.

mosesandtherubberducky 04-29-2006 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by cheeseman
Christ on a cracker! Sex was the last thing i was interested in when I was 12.

Hell, today at 35 it's still the last thing I'm interested in.


Lets see...when I was 12...I was short, fat, and had no hair. So sex was something thought about but not on top of my priorities list. Playing video games were...and they still are :(.

And as a side note SEB you are not smart, and never will be.

Mama Booze 04-29-2006 02:35 PM
Well if you say so.

holdyoualways 04-29-2006 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by cheeseman
Christ on a cracker! Sex was the last thing i was interested in when I was 12.

Hell, today at 35 it's still the last thing I'm interested in.
:laughing:
oh, that was quite funny
anyways im straight as a...something thats straight
...ahem...

right-track 04-29-2006 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by holdyoualways
:laughing:

anyways im straight as a...something thats straight
...ahem...
...A Turks boot? ;)

adidasss 04-29-2006 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by holdyoualways
:laughing:
oh, that was quite funny
anyways im straight as a...something thats straight
...ahem...
everyone knows the biggest homophobes are actually gay....don't be affraid to step outside your predetermined socio-religious box and embrace your sexuality....;)

sleepy jack 04-29-2006 03:06 PM
I'm a lesbian.

holdyoualways 04-29-2006 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by adidasss
everyone knows the biggest homophobes are actually gay....don't be affraid to step outside your predetermined socio-religious box and embrace your sexuality....;)
alright, i admit it, im gay
in fact, im not even a girl
this entire time ive been also hiding my gender
so being the gay man that i am
i also must confess that i have homosexual feelings for you adidasss
;)

tdoc210 04-29-2006 03:14 PM
^*gasp* LIAR

right-track 04-29-2006 03:16 PM
I'm tri-sexual. :)

adidasss 04-29-2006 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by holdyoualways
alright, i admit it, im gay
in fact, im not even a girl
this entire time ive been also hiding my gender
so being the gay man that i am
i also must confess that i have homosexual feelings for you adidasss
;)
awww....i knew it all along....

swim 04-29-2006 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by right-track
I'm tri-sexual. :)
lmao

holdyoualways 04-29-2006 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by adidasss
awww....i knew it all along....
:love:

mosesandtherubberducky 04-29-2006 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Crowquill
I'm a lesbian.

http://www.floridabikerphotos.com/Da...04/Lesbian.JPG
Ethan

tdoc210 04-29-2006 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by right-track
I'm tri-sexual. :)
impossible.....alien sex?

sleepy jack 04-29-2006 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

Damn straight. :pimp:

right-track 04-29-2006 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by the death of capitilism
impossible.....alien sex?
Tri-sexual = ...I'll try anything sexual.

I've done this joke before. Ha!

mosesandtherubberducky 04-29-2006 03:28 PM
hey Right-Track. The horney teenagers called, they want their corny joke back.

adidasss 04-29-2006 04:37 PM
^^oh snap!!

tdoc210 04-29-2006 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky
hey Right-Track. The horney teenagers called, they want their corny joke back.
pfft stfu christian

mosesandtherubberducky 04-29-2006 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by the death of capitilism
pfft stfu christian

Wow, that is probably the most random insult I've ever gotten. Heres one for you it starts with f has at in the middle and has the abbrieveation for thank you at the end.

tdoc210 04-29-2006 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky
Wow, that is probably the most random insult I've ever gotten. Heres one for you it starts with f has at in the middle and has the abbrieveation for thank you at the end.
thats why i:love: you alter boy

TrampInaTux 04-30-2006 03:11 AM
Get this straight I'm straight am I straight? Dam straight.

bungalow 04-30-2006 06:56 PM
I voted homo. Just because I want Shirley Phelps Roper to hate me as much as I hate her.

mosesandtherubberducky 04-30-2006 08:02 PM
who?

bungalow 04-30-2006 08:16 PM
http://www.musicbanter.com/showthread.php?t=15770

Her

mosesandtherubberducky 04-30-2006 08:20 PM
oh


I'm still straight.

http://channel4.com/life/microsites/G/g a yometer/g a yometer.html that told me that I'm 36% gay though.

TheBig3 04-30-2006 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by the death of capitilism
umm he didnt put bi big 3
Um, I know. Is "bi" the only interesting "gender" (which it isn't).

And I find that most people who think they speak like an "american" don't at all.

holdyoualways 04-30-2006 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
i cant believe i actually sat through that entire video
what a moron

TheBig3 04-30-2006 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
Holy Christ in Heaven, she's lost her ****ing mind...Aids? This ladies the real curse.

TrampInaTux 05-01-2006 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky
oh


I'm still straight.

http://channel4.com/life/microsites/G/g a yometer/g a yometer.html that told me that I'm 36% gay though.
Im 20% gay. HAHA, you're a stupid homo.

MURDER JUNKIE 05-01-2006 02:43 AM
WHY are there 78 replies to this thread?? I really don't care if people on this board walk through the woods and f*ck snakes, it is really none of my or anybody else's business.







Ironically, if anybody on here does f*ck snakes please PM me some pics as that may be my one unturned porn stone http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif


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