Ninjas or Pirates? (albums, quote)

Doc.DGAF · 04-24-2006, 10:17 AM

Who would win in an all out war, ninjas or pirates?

littleknowitall · 04-24-2006, 10:17 AM

pfft pirates.

~~bungalow~~ · 04-24-2006, 10:18 AM

Ninjas would dominate.

Doc.DGAF · 04-24-2006, 10:20 AM

Ninjas!

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 04-24-2006, 10:33 AM

...who said anything about me having too much free time

holdyoualways · 04-24-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance

...who said anything about me having too much free time

i was just gonna mention that!
pfft pirates totally kicked

explosions-in-my-pants · 04-24-2006, 10:38 AM

pirates for sure. they have boats, they steal gold and people talk about them long after they've been lost at sea.

Wild7Dustr · 04-24-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

pirates for sure. they have boats, they steal gold and people talk about them long after they've been lost at sea.

I agree with Pirates because they have boats to move around with and attack with, swords, cannons, their own hooks and also their drinkin' buds to help fight until the ninjas are dead!!!They also have their parrot with them to help guide them through the war...lol.All they need to do is throw the ninjas from the plank and crush them with their boat at sea.If the ninjas still aren't dead, then they get a cannon right through their skull!!!On top of that, Pirates look more cool, while the ninjas just look like average joes with good training in the martial arts...that ain't good enough for a full on massacre, so the Pirates clearly win!!!

Oh yeah...don't forget about the Pirates Wench, guys:

Doc.DGAF · 04-25-2006, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

pirates for sure. they have boats, they steal gold and people talk about them long after they've been lost at sea.

Exaclty, dumbasses got lost! Ninja use boats too when it suits them, to siege a port town, or some daimyo's home or whatever. They also invented the first submarine and used boat shaped shoes to walk on water.

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Originally Posted by swimintheundertow

Tell me about one famous ninja. Yea, where's the glory in that.

I could tell you about entire families of famous ninja. But if you just want one...Sarutobi Sasuke, Hattori Hando, Mishima Onisuke, Kirigakure Saizo, Miyoshi Sekai, Miyoshi Isa, Anayama Kosuke, Unno Rokuro, Kakei Juzo, Nezu Jinpachi, Mochizuki Rokuro, Yuri Kamanosuke...pick one.

Oh and as far as "ninja hookers" go, they're called kunochi. Many ninja are hookers themselves, in order to get a target in bed (for assasination, or gathering of information-post orgasm).

Slowhand · 04-25-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc.DGAF

Exaclty, dumbasses got lost! Ninja use boats too when it suits them, to siege a port town, or some daimyo's home or whatever. They also invented the first submarine and used boat shaped shoes to walk on water.

I could tell you about entire families of famous ninja. But if you just want one...Sarutobi Sasuke, Hattori Hando, Mishima Onisuke, Kirigakure Saizo, Miyoshi Sekai, Miyoshi Isa, Anayama Kosuke, Unno Rokuro, Kakei Juzo, Nezu Jinpachi, Mochizuki Rokuro, Yuri Kamanosuke...pick one.

Oh and as far as "ninja hookers" go, they're called kunochi. Many ninja are hookers themselves, in order to get a target in bed (for assasination, or gathering of information-post orgasm).

Damn...dude knows his ninjas

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04-24-2006, 10:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 229	Ninjas or Pirates? Who would win in an all out war, ninjas or pirates? __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

04-24-2006, 10:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 229	Ninjas! __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

04-24-2006, 10:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,528	...who said anything about me having too much free time __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

04-24-2006, 10:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,673	pfft pirates.

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~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,061	Ninjas would dominate.

04-24-2006, 10:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 901	pirates for sure. they have boats, they steal gold and people talk about them long after they've been lost at sea.