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Old 04-24-2006, 10:08 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Jesus has four brothers.

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Old 04-24-2006, 10:10 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Yes but jesus had long hair, and a beard, and was an excilent seaman. He also must of said ARG at least once in his life time also. And really would a ninja turn water into wine?
Would a pirate?

He walked on water; he never had a use for boats.

Ninjas use gruntlike noises in karate as well, so you can't say that Jesus' probable "arg" was a pirate "arg" and not a ninja "arg".

Also, he rose from the dead. Ninjas are known for faking their deaths as a deceptive maneuver.
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:10 PM   #53 (permalink)
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...who said anything about me having too much free time
i was just gonna mention that!
pfft pirates totally kicked
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:13 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Would a pirate?

He walked on water; he never had a use for boats.

Ninjas use gruntlike noises in karate as well, so you can't say that Jesus' probable "arg" was a pirate "arg" and not a ninja "arg".

Also, he rose from the dead. Ninjas are known for faking their deaths as a deceptive maneuver.

Pirates can have bloody ghost ships. And I know that Jesus didn't make a ninja er noise he made an ARG. He also had disiples and what do you think they were...that's right ship mates
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:15 PM   #55 (permalink)
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I've said it once, I'll say it again.
Ninjas OWN flambouyant pirates.
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:40 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Pirates can have bloody ghost ships. And I know that Jesus didn't make a ninja er noise he made an ARG. He also had disiples and what do you think they were...that's right ship mates
I'm providing facts and you're rewriting the Bible. I claim victory.
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:58 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Jesus has four brothers.

WOW! aren't those suppose to be good guys? they look so evil in this picture.. not how i remember the movies/show..
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Old 04-24-2006, 11:02 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Jesus has four brothers.

That is a VERY compelling arguement I must admit, but cmon JOHNNY DEPP!
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:03 AM   #59 (permalink)
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pirates for sure. they have boats, they steal gold and people talk about them long after they've been lost at sea.
Exaclty, dumbasses got lost! Ninja use boats too when it suits them, to siege a port town, or some daimyo's home or whatever. They also invented the first submarine and used boat shaped shoes to walk on water.
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Tell me about one famous ninja. Yea, where's the glory in that.
I could tell you about entire families of famous ninja. But if you just want one...Sarutobi Sasuke, Hattori Hando, Mishima Onisuke, Kirigakure Saizo, Miyoshi Sekai, Miyoshi Isa, Anayama Kosuke, Unno Rokuro, Kakei Juzo, Nezu Jinpachi, Mochizuki Rokuro, Yuri Kamanosuke...pick one.

Oh and as far as "ninja hookers" go, they're called kunochi. Many ninja are hookers themselves, in order to get a target in bed (for assasination, or gathering of information-post orgasm).
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:17 AM   #60 (permalink)
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I'm providing facts and you're rewriting the Bible. I claim victory.

As am I, you just put two and two together. I know it is hard for your ninja loving brain to comprehend but Pirates are better.
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