Ninjas or Pirates? (quote)

Slowhand · 04-24-2006, 07:38 PM

Ninjas, without a doubt. They have the power of stealth; you know when a pirate is going to attack you because he's probably riding in a big ship and, if he isn't, he's got too much jewelry and other equally feminine accessories on to be silent.

swim · 04-24-2006, 07:42 PM

Tell me about one famous ninja. Yea, where's the glory in that.

sleepy jack · 04-24-2006, 07:44 PM

Pirates, easily. Why?

Slowhand · 04-24-2006, 07:45 PM

It's not about the glory - it's about the art of silent killing.

mosesandtherubberducky · 04-24-2006, 07:46 PM

What is the point of doing something without being noticed?

Merkaba · 04-24-2006, 07:47 PM

^^ It's really about the Opium Dens, but thats not bad eather

And Crowquill, you totally know Jack wants to be a Ninja, that black eyeliner screams stealth.

Slowhand · 04-24-2006, 07:48 PM

Not getting caught

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swim · 04-24-2006, 07:49 PM

You dont have any downtime as Ninja, and you can't talk to your friends because that thing covers your mouth. ...so, pirates own.

mosesandtherubberducky · 04-24-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by swimintheundertow

You dont have any downtime as Ninja, and you can't talk to your friends because that thing covers your mouth. ...so, pirates own.

and as I have said Pirates get booty. What do Ninjas get? That's right they don't get laid

Merkaba · 04-24-2006, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

and as I have said Pirates get booty. What do Ninjas get? That's right they don't get laid

Yes they do, it's the thanks they get for saving damsels in distress.

And pirates encounter variations of prison sex. You think about how many months they sail for, no women, lots of whiskey, bad combination if you ask me. It isn't long before 1st mate becomes 1st raped.

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04-24-2006, 07:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Slowhand Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 43	Ninjas, without a doubt. They have the power of stealth; you know when a pirate is going to attack you because he's probably riding in a big ship and, if he isn't, he's got too much jewelry and other equally feminine accessories on to be silent. __________________ Mitch Hedberg rules. Slowhand's Poemy Pothole

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swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,145	Tell me about one famous ninja. Yea, where's the glory in that. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

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Slowhand Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 43	It's not about the glory - it's about the art of silent killing. __________________ Mitch Hedberg rules. Slowhand's Poemy Pothole

04-24-2006, 07:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
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Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,882	^^ It's really about the Opium Dens, but thats not bad eather And Crowquill, you totally know Jack wants to be a Ninja, that black eyeliner screams stealth. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

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Slowhand Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 43	Not getting caught . __________________ Mitch Hedberg rules. Slowhand's Poemy Pothole

04-24-2006, 07:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,145	You dont have any downtime as Ninja, and you can't talk to your friends because that thing covers your mouth. ...so, pirates own. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/