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04-24-2006, 10:05 AM | #12 (permalink) |
Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South Florida
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Well I have a habit of saying somethin' (like a smart ass comment or one liner) when it gets quiet for a moment, even when I'm having sex. So this one time I hooked up with this chick at a homie's house party. We had been at it for maybe an hour, my goofey bullsh*t had her all gigglin' an' s**t but when we finished there was that couple seconds of silence and I slipped out one of my all time favorite sayings, "So howabout them bugs?" just playin' around. Well, she swings a bo on me and shoves me off the bed! I was like what the f***!? I left the room went and told my homies about it and they all start rollin', I expected as much, but my boy says to me, "Dude, she just broke up with her boyfriend because he cheated on her with Lobsterfest!" (Lobsterfest is this chick we know who's a p**sy lookin' like a lobster's back)
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04-24-2006, 01:19 PM | #14 (permalink) |
The Forums Sadistic Ghost
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: beyond midnight, in the abyss of time, the syren in the night
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when random people in class fall out of their chairs...
and get hurt really bad
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