the docter thread
 

k my balls itch fix them:bringit:

umm yeah so any help would be appreciated to alleviate this evil aquired itchy nut sack it must be a 7 year itch... 4 years left tehn *scartch* *scratch*

I could tell you what to do

I just don`t want to

Anti- Itch cream?

Surely the answer is to just chop them off. Here's a hack saw, enjoy.

^and if that doesnt work....try sandpaper :)

That won't work. Here, here is a dull rusty spoon. If you can cut them off with this I'll give you a hug.

Confucius say, cure for itch is to scratch.

Raid

hahaha, have fun with that sucker.

go sit on a cinderblock wall in the nude and scoot yourself along it about 15 feet. that should take care of it.

my neck hurts from leaning over!
GAH
errrrrrrrr

:jailed:

I actually have something serious to post here...

My mam's eye is twitching and her head hurts through her temple to her eye...and she feels all hyper...and her heart rate is slow.

burst blood vessel?

And you want us to do............

anyways i have found that in all discomfort s stubbing you toe and stomach aches suck

Never been hit in the nuts before? Or don't you have any.

You don't even have to get hit hard. You get grazed just right, and it'll double you over.

My mom passed me the remote today...bad throow..skimmed my sac o' junk...Did the damage..i whined for like an hour

My balls were hurting like crazy today. Out of nowhere too.

Blue Balls man

Out with the old, in with the new

What's worse is when only one of them hurts and it only hurts when you move a certain way and that certain way is the way you always move :(

You have a cancerous tumor in your scrotum

ORLY? I thought it was just a third nut.

Well, we all know the cure for Blue Balls.......time to masturbate!

That's why you aren't talking on AIM...at least tell me.

My mate once tried to bunny-hop over a parking meter while drunk. Didnt make it, the top of the parking meter caught him direct in the sack, then he sorta fell over top of it and litterally smashed his face on the concrete. he was in the fetal position for a good half-hour
Next day he went to the hospital cause his nads were still hurting like hell, found out that one of his testicles had been cut open. :clap:

yah but for discomforts that last for awhile,nut shots only usually last 15- 30 minutes

sorry, but i really dont see a point to this thread, and i would rather not read about pepoples nuts. if you disagree strongly enough to want this reopened, talk to a mod.