the docter thread
 

k my balls itch fix them:bringit:

umm yeah so any help would be appreciated to alleviate this evil aquired itchy nut sack it must be a 7 year itch... 4 years left tehn *scartch* *scratch*

I could tell you what to do

I just don`t want to

Anti- Itch cream?

Surely the answer is to just chop them off. Here's a hack saw, enjoy.

^and if that doesnt work....try sandpaper :)

That won't work. Here, here is a dull rusty spoon. If you can cut them off with this I'll give you a hug.

Confucius say, cure for itch is to scratch.

Raid

hahaha, have fun with that sucker.