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Old 04-07-2006, 12:23 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Blue Balls man

Out with the old, in with the new
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Old 04-07-2006, 12:42 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Blue Balls man

Out with the old, in with the new

What's worse is when only one of them hurts and it only hurts when you move a certain way and that certain way is the way you always move
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Old 04-07-2006, 12:43 AM   #23 (permalink)
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You have a cancerous tumor in your scrotum
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Old 04-07-2006, 12:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
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You have a cancerous tumor in your scrotum

ORLY? I thought it was just a third nut.
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Old 04-07-2006, 12:50 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Blue Balls man

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Well, we all know the cure for Blue Balls.......time to masturbate!
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Old 04-07-2006, 12:54 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Well, we all know the cure for Blue Balls.......time to masturbate!

That's why you aren't talking on AIM...at least tell me.
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Old 04-07-2006, 07:09 AM   #27 (permalink)
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My mate once tried to bunny-hop over a parking meter while drunk. Didnt make it, the top of the parking meter caught him direct in the sack, then he sorta fell over top of it and litterally smashed his face on the concrete. he was in the fetal position for a good half-hour
Next day he went to the hospital cause his nads were still hurting like hell, found out that one of his testicles had been cut open.
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Old 04-07-2006, 09:58 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Never been hit in the nuts before? Or don't you have any.
yah but for discomforts that last for awhile,nut shots only usually last 15- 30 minutes
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Old 04-07-2006, 12:39 PM   #29 (permalink)
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sorry, but i really dont see a point to this thread, and i would rather not read about pepoples nuts. if you disagree strongly enough to want this reopened, talk to a mod.
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