Embarrassing Things That You Do (rock, albums, doors, American)

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-05-2006, 02:09 AM

I also failed to mention that I have the smallest bladder in the entire world, I quite literally take a piss every half hour. If I am at a bar drinking beer none of my friends will sit beside me because I have to get up to piss so often.

When I drink Whiskey I have a tendancy to piss everywhere but the bathroom, one time my wife caught me holding my hand in the shape of a circle and when she asked what I was doing I looked at her like she was stupid and said " I'm pissing into a cup "

04-05-2006, 02:09 AM	#11 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,484	I also failed to mention that I have the smallest bladder in the entire world, I quite literally take a piss every half hour. If I am at a bar drinking beer none of my friends will sit beside me because I have to get up to piss so often. When I drink Whiskey I have a tendancy to piss everywhere but the bathroom, one time my wife caught me holding my hand in the shape of a circle and when she asked what I was doing I looked at her like she was stupid and said " I'm pissing into a cup "