DontRunMeOver

1. As almost an opposite to MJ and Marijan, I am extremely un-fussy about food. This is a source of embarrasment because...
a) I will happily wolf down things the mere sight/smell of which could make other people retch.
b) If somebody else is full, but has not eaten all of the food on their plate I will, without fail, ask if they've finished and if I can have the remaining food. It doesn't matter where it is, at home, at a fancy restaraunt or even at an all-you-can eat (think about it) I'll still do this and then proceed to clear their plate.

2. I try to kick pigeons whenever they come near me.

3. If I see a rat in the road (there are quite a few around here) I'll run after it, to try to kill it.

4. I always hide behind things and jump out on my friends, or try to sneak up on them in public.

5. I engage in face-pulling contests against small children in public (particularly on public transport) and when their parents notice that they are looking at something and giggling I stop pulling a face, look away and pretend nothing was happening.

6. I sing to myself in public toilets and in changing rooms, even when other people are there.

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